If WSO was a country composed of just WSO users, what would you bring to the table?
Say if we bought a 1000 acre land in Alaska and made our own town, what expertise would you bring?
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Firearms lmao
Call me Bob because I’d build
I'd deport all the illegal immigrants
Excellent idea.
I'd open a black iron gym.
Reduced rates for people who squat low bar. Kipping pullups will get you immediately escorted off site.
I would bring unchecked rage and violent crime.
I would bevome an influencer
Nothing because id rather blow my own brains out by putting a firehose in my mouth and turning the nozzle than ever live in Alaska.
But no shade to Alaska.
I would be known for banking things really hard.
I would sell the drugs to all the cracked out degenerates.
I make excellent pb&js.
Also, anything toasted or microwaved I'm your guy. So maybe I'll be the restaurateur. Cozy's Alaskan Eazy Eatz open for biz.
IRL shitposts?
The ability to keep all coke dealers in the country in business
I make beer and can build houses.
In a former life I was a cook at an independent seafood spot. My specialty was blackened catfish and deep fried shrimp poppers. I'm sure I could parlay that skill into pan-fried marinated salmon or something.
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