If WSO was a country composed of just WSO users, what would you bring to the table?

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Say if we bought a 1000 acre land in Alaska and made our own town, what expertise would you bring?

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Aug 10, 2019

Firearms lmao

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Aug 10, 2019

Call me Bob because I'd build

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

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Aug 10, 2019

I'd deport all the illegal immigrants

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Aug 11, 2019

Excellent idea.

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Aug 10, 2019

I'd open a black iron gym.

Reduced rates for people who squat low bar. Kipping pullups will get you immediately escorted off site.

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Aug 10, 2019

I would bring unchecked rage and violent crime.

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Aug 11, 2019

I would bevome an influencer

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Aug 12, 2019

Nothing because id rather blow my own brains out by putting a firehose in my mouth and turning the nozzle than ever live in Alaska.

But no shade to Alaska.

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Aug 12, 2019

I would be known for banking things really hard.

Aug 12, 2019

I would sell the drugs to all the cracked out degenerates.

Aug 12, 2019

I make excellent pb&js.

Also, anything toasted or microwaved I'm your guy. So maybe I'll be the restaurateur. Cozy's Alaskan Eazy Eatz open for biz.

Aug 12, 2019

IRL shitposts?

Aug 12, 2019

The ability to keep all coke dealers in the country in business

Aug 12, 2019

I make beer and can build houses.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Aug 12, 2019

In a former life I was a cook at an independent seafood spot. My specialty was blackened catfish and deep fried shrimp poppers. I'm sure I could parlay that skill into pan-fried marinated salmon or something.

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Aug 12, 2019

GS Hirevue questions

Aug 12, 2019
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