If you bought an egg at a grocery store and incubated it would you grow a chicken?

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Assuming the egg wasn't rotten or anything........................need more characters.............?

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Jan 3, 2019

yes. I used this technique to start my own ostrich farm.

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Jan 3, 2019

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

thots and prayers

Jan 4, 2019

no. i remember having to explain to my dad that putting one of our hen's eggs under a light won't create a chicken because we don't own a fucking rooster. this dude has two kids.

Jan 7, 2019

If there's already an egg isn't the job of the rooster done already

Jan 7, 2019

they piss sperm on the egg after it's been laid bro

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Jan 4, 2019

No such thing as stupid questions

Dayman?

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Jan 4, 2019

Is this considered an arbitrage opportunity?

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Jan 4, 2019

Only if the egg was purchased internationally and hatched domestically

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Jan 4, 2019

Do you know how babies are made?

Jan 4, 2019

I once put an egg into the microwave. It exploded.

Jan 7, 2019

Tried out myself, my microwave also explode. Guess it time to buy a new microwave

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Jan 4, 2019

Nah, I gave up on microwaves after that.

Jan 7, 2019

Gotta put it in the microwave.

Jan 7, 2019

Stay right the fuck where you are, this is classified

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Jan 7, 2019

For the eggs to be fertilized, the hen and rooster must mate first, and this process must occur prior to the formation of the egg. Thus, if the hen has mated and she lays an egg, then that egg is fertilized. If the hen has not mated and she lays an egg, then that egg is unfertilized.

just google it...you're welcome

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Jan 7, 2019