I have a pretty long list but I'll just stick to my numero uno. Also, there are no consequences after hitting them.
Justin Bieber. Obama is a close second, but I HATE Justin Bieber. By far the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet. Kid thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. It's only a matter of time before he goes into a stage 5 meltdown like Lohan or Bynes. (They use to be so hot).
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Yea I'd for sure punch Justin Bieber in the face.
Be more satisfying to chuck him out of a plane with the parachute not to work.
Dick Cheney.
Cain Velasquez.
Bragging rights, much?
Nancy Pelosi and/or Diana DeGette - I'm opposed to violence against women, but I think I could make an exception with these two.luminaries.
Pelosi was a close second for me there. I just can't get over wanting to punch Bieber in his shit eating grin
Bieber
Why waste a free punch on the Biebs?
I'd pick Diane Fienstein.
This is a good one.
^ Dat's anti-semitic bra
But seriously, most of Congress deserves a swift kick in the bum
I said 'Bieber' before I even opened this thread.
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan + Paul Krugman. Maybe not Krugman as much, since he might turn out to be right 50 years down the road (who knows...). But definitely Piers Morgan.
Dyler Turden(s) at ZH
Maxine Waters
Pitbull
Brady4MVP
Rachel Maddow
Probably Rush Limbaugh.
I'd love to punch the king of Dubai too.
Elizabeth Warren
I feel like a nice backhand would be more enjoyable than a punch, personally. Still boggles my mind how MA elected two complete wingbats for senators.
Ann Coulter and Donald Trump
Glenn Beck.
Your Mom
Bieber gets more poon and makes more than 99% of users here. I would definitely be as cocky as him, it's just what happens when you get both fame and fortune.
Money only buys love in Nevada.
Let's see here:
-Constantly in the media and thus on my computer screen for his stupid shit -Makes millions off of his shitty music (which not only tweens buy) -Always acts like a douchebag that thinks he's the shit -Following the above, 12 year old girl in disguise -Makes more than anyone on this forum, and more than 99.9% of those on Wall Street who actually work
I can be annoyed by a little shitbag if I so chose.
Jealous is the last word that comes to mind when I think of that chode. I would knock him out because I think he is a stain on the underpants of society.
LOL. Side note, I like your screen name.
Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi, Pier Morgan, or that angry little boy Rachel Maddow. Whoever was available at the time. Wouldn't matter.
For me, it's between Eric Holder and Barack Obama. I abhor both of those people so much. Sometimes I'm almost cool and they don't bother me and other times I wish them cancer.
Everyone here seems to lack creativity.
I would punch Flo, the woman in the Progressive car insurance commercials.
One MD in particular from when I was an analyst.
Eric Holder
Jeez, who knew that Wall Street spent so much time and effort fuming about Justin Bieber??
Edward Snowden and if the Chinese won't let me, then the Gangam Style guy
This.
you do know that snowden is not in china, right?
This.
I second Gangnam Style guy...it would definitely give me pleasure to punch him in the mouth.
Also second Dick Cheney.
Not too creative I guess, looks like all the good ones are already taken.
Preet Bharara
Preet Bharara
Donald Trump
^^ Punch Raj right off the boat
Floyd Mayweather
"Yeah, so I punched Floyd Mayweather." "Then what?" "He beat the fucking shit out of me." "Oh nice."
Don't care if he's a celebrity or not, it'd be this guy for sure. I'd Kanye West this guy's jaw.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/JfO1KbU2mZU
Wow I just saw this entire video. Kid is a total dumbass.
"A panel consisting of the Black Student Union, Muslim Student Association and Student Government Association..." Do you not see the cognitive dissonance in that? It's ok for black people, muslim people and nerds to create their own organizations but not white people?
THANK YOU.
Really original.
Ok, kidding aside, I'm white and I'm not sure I'd want to join a group where the only thing everyone had in common was ......being white. Like, what's the point? I have no use for "white empowerment", we kind of already run things. Here, check this out:
I'm shocked no one has said ME.
When I saw you were the last post on this thread, all I kept thinking was how I wanted to let you know that I'd punch you in the face...
Paul Krugman.
Alex Trebeck.
He's standing there smugly like he knows the answer. We know the answer is written on that card you're holding Alex.
Kim Kardashian
Yes, I would punch this woman, errrr plastic surgery junkie. Thanks goodness that family is becoming increasingly irrelevant.
Janeane Garofalo...man she really grinds my gears.
Sasha Grey, I heard she likes it.
Kanye West. How pleased I would be to knock the "I am a god" out of him.
Close second is Chris Brown. Just for the irony.
Dana White
Sheldon Adelson hands down
I like it ^^
Tim Geithner, Pelosi a close second.
Sidney Crosby
I don't think I'd be able to stop at JUST one though.
Hmmmm....this probably changes daily.
Oops, just realized I had to pick only one. Maybe I have anger management issues haha....
Come on Dick, I would have thought you'd have more concrete people like Hank on your list. Personally, I'd like to beat the shit out of, not just punch, a few people in my past who have fucked me over in real dollar terms. Celebs and politicians can be annoying but I'd like to royally fuck up a few people that cost me well into 7/8 figures. When I can't fall asleep at night instead of counting sheep, I get an odd Palpatine like calm by thinking of smashing their faces in and I somehow sleep like a baby (although baby's don't sleep, so more so that I sleep like a drank a fifth of bourbon).
In light of recent events, I would like to second Lena Dunahm and recommend "her" even more strongly as a candidate.
This will probably cause a fracas, but I would punch Jeremy Clarkson.
Now the world doesn't get to see the McLaren P1 vs Ferrari theFerrari vs Porsche 918 battle that EVERYONE has been waiting for.
Echoing Lena Dunham. Utterly repulsive.
Strong pick with Lena Dunham. In that same vein, I'd have to throw in Sabrina Rubin Erdely, the Rolling Stones writer of the UVA campus rape story. And not because she got the story wrong, but because she REFUSED to apologize to the fraternity she tarnished in her apology-non-apology a month ago. How low could one's character possibly be to (mistakenly?) accuse a group of young men of ritualized gang rape and then to refuse to apologize to them once she realized the story was false? Simply unbelievable.
Eric Holder
My dad
Rosie O'Donnell
Steph Curry. Not saying he isn't good, but keep your mouthpiece where it belongs you smug bitch.
Bernie Sanders, the socialist cun*t
Cosign.
he literally might not survive the impact. are you prepared to kill a man?
It's for the greater good.
Pocohantus, this isn't your world anymore, your 'people' are gone
Russell Brand And several times over. Because I feel like after the first punch, he'd act indignant about it and like oh my gawsh did you just hit me? That's when you hit him a bunch more then put his ass to sleep. Then he comes to with his eyebrows missing.
Any Kardashian
I had to scroll WAY too far to finally find someone say this. Those leeches only exist to try to stir up drama, and the unwashed masses just gobble it up.
I'd love to punch Kylie or Kim or whomever the fuck is most popular right now.
Mark Zuckerberg
what "shhtyle" would you use?
Tucker Carlson....
So much MS thrown at me for Tucker Carlson.
All he does is win debates/arguments, even the ones where he clearly wrong. Example the Bill Nye debate on Climate Change.
John Oliver
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at the same time because they're the same heaping pile of shit in my eyes.
Tom Brady
No Order: - Dick Cheney - King Salman of Saudi Arabia - Bashar Al-Assad - Benjamin Netanyahu
why do u wanna punch Netanyahu?
Maybe cuz he's an asshole?
George Soros Barry Obama Hillary Maxine Waters Pelosi Krugman Tim Robbins Tom Cruise Lane Kiffin David Letterman Jay Leno
to name a few
Perfect list. Not one on here that I wouldn't like to punch
I see him walking around a lot where I live, you could take him.
Kevin Durant. Ruined the NBA
Kim Jung Un Sanders Hillary Clinton Dick Fuld Ed Sheeran The Affluenza Kid Anyone with a manbun
Concur with above regarding Lena Dunham but also I am throwing in Amy Schumer - I don't think this requires an explanation as they are essentially the same gross person. Taste the equality.
Bernie Sanders Lena Dunham
Lena Dunham is definitely punchable.
Michael Moore and Nicolas Maduro
Kim K no hesitation
stephen miller
Oprah
Season 3 Ramsay Bolton
Colin Cowherd
.
A yes, the guy putting the internet back into the same regulatory regime that we had for the first 25 years of the internet.
25 years ago there wasn't a fully scaled and entrenched duopoly that could stifle any sort of market dynamic that would help moderate ISP practices.
Anyways, I'd rather not derail this thread but I think it would make for a good stand alone thread. I'm sure we could violently disagree with each other there.
Justin Trudeu
I could get behind this.
Stephen Colbert
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. How could someone remake Jumanji like that?
Elizabeth Warren
At least for me the stand-out mention on here is Lena Dunham. Grayson Allen also comes to mind.
Amy Schumer
Stephen Miller
Are you against the RAISE act or something? I thing merit is very important!
Steve Mnuchin. Politics aside, he has one of the most punchable faces in the world
He really does honestly, and he has kind of a weird tick that makes it even more punchable...
Tie between Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell
Seems cruel to want to punch Mitch McConnell, he looks like a turtle and he is really old.
I second wanting to punch Paul Ryan though.
I wouldn't put people like Pelosi and Maxine Waters on the list, just because they are so old and fragile...
Or Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh, so many good options.
Why Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh? They are just pundits (I think) that you don't have to listen to or care about and don't have lots of power like Paul Ryan...
bad take bro
not picking one
elizabeth warren jeremy corbyn bernie sanders donald trump steve bannon obama kim jong un ellen degeneres jimmy fallon rodrigo duterte joe buck skip bayless jay cutler (but I have a feeling he wouldn't care) michael isaacson jemele hill bruce jenner samantha bee jim jeffries ndamunkong suh
what did Jimmy Fallon ever do to you. Plus I hear he is a raging alcoholic, so he must be fun to party with.
That's a pretty solid list.
Are we talking body builder Jay Cutler or shitty QB Jay Cutler? If body builder, I would pay to watch you punch him and Suh. RIP.
QB jay cutler. I'm a green bay fan, hence the hate for both.
I'd only punch suh if I was sure there wouldn't be any retaliation, I'm not an idiot.
Almost a good list until you put a hero like Rodrigo Duterte on there SMH.
Can't believe no one has mentioned Martin Shkreli.
Zuckerberg
Skip Bayless
Too many to list: Zuckerberg, Obama, Jamelle Bouie, Shaun King, Tim Wise, Kurt Eichenwald, Ta-nehisi Coates.
there used to a thread here called "do you hate poor people?
i think a more fitting thread would be "do you hate rich people?"
and judging from this thread, I think the answer is yes.
Correlation =/= Causation
I can't resist: If you punched one well-known person in the face, you would be referred to as "One Punch Man."
If you don't get it, look up "One Punch Man."
SB for the reference
Bill Nye. Parading around like a scientist to advance his liberal agenda on gender fluidity and shit. Hate that guy.
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