Get up at like 12pm every day. Watch YouTube and browse WSO. There's enough going on on both sites that my whole day would be spent on that.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
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see all seven wonders of the world in person

I've seen some of the seven underwater wonders of the world, namely scuba diving in the Red Sea

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Travel, drink, hook up with way too many chicks, get back in college shape

college shape is backtracking for me brosef, raise your standards a little bit

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Probably hire a topless chef and a sailboat and cruise around the world with 7 chicks and videotape the whole thing and sell the rights to MTV to finance the whole venture.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I always knoew you loved seeing topless male chefs, Mr. Isaiah

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