I'M COMING FOR YOU, YOU WATERLOGGED TURTLE!

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RETARDED BLASTOISE has appeared!

Go! VENUSAUR!

What will VENUSAUR do?

VENUSAUR used RAZOR LEAF.

RETARDED BLASTOISE flinched!

It's super effective!

RETARDED BLASTOISE used BLIZZARD.

RETARDED BLASTOISE missed!

RETARDED BLASTOISE ran into the remnants of its BLIZZARD on its own.

RETARDED BLASTOISE is hurt.

RETARDED BLASTOISE has fainted!

VENUSAUR wins!

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VENUSAUR STEPS ON BLASTOIISE AND SNAPS THAT GOD DAMN SHELL IN HALF. TRY FLOATING NOW YOU GOD DAMN FATASS~!

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Comments (27)

Dec 4, 2010

WHERE ARE YOU TURTLE

Dec 4, 2010

Shouldn't you be at Brothers?

Dec 4, 2010

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DONT HAVE BROTHERS. IM A POKEMON. I DONT REALLY KNOW HOW THAT SHIT WORKS. IT INVOLVES THIS PERVERTED GUY OAK HOLDING YOUR JUNK AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO FUCK THE UGLY GIRL FROM SIXTEENTH GRADE MATH.

Dec 4, 2010

I'm assuming this high energy means you're staying up to go to breakfast club? What's your costume?

Dec 4, 2010

Ash Ketchum. But my costume isn't great. You know how when a little kid dresses up as a ghost you can tell they're a little kid becuase they aren't invisible and aren't nearly as friendly as casper? Well when a giant green leafy rhino puts on a cap and a t shirt not only does he rip the t shirt, but you can tell it isn't meant for him.

And that asshole pikachu never listens to me. Dead giveaway.

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Dec 4, 2010

I SAW U AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE DONT U TRY HIDING IN YOUR SHELL

Dec 4, 2010

mod please pm me his other account user names ty

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Dec 4, 2010

Where is Charizard when you need him? Alternatively Arcticuno could do a nice job on both of you guys.

Dec 4, 2010

Idk that asshole is always late for meetings though

Dec 4, 2010

Hahaha this thread is really bringing back some memories

"I came, I saw, I networked"

Dec 4, 2010

you kno blastoise can get taught hyper beam and blizzard right?

Dec 4, 2010

and solar beam is your best attack but you take to long to use it bc you are a back office pokemon from a non target pokeball and not a top tier ( think master, ultra, super,)

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Dec 4, 2010
blastoise:

and solar beam is your best attack but you take to long to use it bc you are a back office pokemon from a non target pokeball and not a top tier ( think master, ultra, super,)

Actually, all fully evolved pokemon can learn hyper beam, including Venusaur. Furthermore, the sum of Venusaur's stats are the highest of any starting pokemon in the first two generation (thru Gold/Silver). That being said, this user is a fucking bell-end.

Magua:

But blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

Actually, ice type attacks are "not very effective" against water pokemon, and thus, the attack would be weaker than normal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PokemonTypeChart...
Furthermore, Venusaur (and indeed the entire Bulbasaur evolutionary strand) is quite famously half poison, not ground - this explains the "Ven" prefix to its name, suggesting that it is venomous. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venusaur_(Pokemon)

Dec 4, 2010
Nouveau Richie:
blastoise:

and solar beam is your best attack but you take to long to use it bc you are a back office pokemon from a non target pokeball and not a top tier ( think master, ultra, super,)

Actually, all fully evolved pokemon can learn hyper beam, including Venusaur. Furthermore, the sum of Venusaur's stats are the highest of any starting pokemon in the first two generation (thru Gold/Silver). That being said, this user is a fucking bell-end.

Magua:

But blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

Actually, ice type attacks are "not very effective" against water pokemon, and thus, the attack would be weaker than normal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PokemonTypeChart...
Furthermore, Venusaur (and indeed the entire Bulbasaur evolutionary strand) is quite famously half poison, not ground - this explains the "Ven" prefix to its name, suggesting that it is venomous. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Venusaur_(Pokemon)

RELAX Pokenerd! Thanks for gracing us all with your vast knowledge of pokemon. Your parents are probably very proud.

Dec 4, 2010

But blastoise is still a water pokemon so blizzard is super effective against him while Arcticuno's ice type mitigates the effect of blizzard on his flying type. I said it more because Articuno's flying-ice combo is super effective on venusaur's grass-ground types.

Dec 4, 2010

agree atricuno would fk up venasur that is how pussy he is

Dec 4, 2010

not anymore i used up the last TMs

Dec 4, 2010

he would never. i gave him my v card. he promised he loves me.

Dec 4, 2010

You never trust ice pokemon, those guys are heartless.

Dec 4, 2010

Oh, hey there.

Dec 4, 2010

Okay, I have to admit--this is funny, and a little sad. Don't ban Venusaur.

Dec 4, 2010

Thread fail.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing.

Dec 4, 2010

splash

Dec 4, 2010

epic thread

Dec 4, 2010

This is ridiculous...

...ly AWESOME. Grown men (more or less, I'm guessing) playing pokemon on a Wall Street message board. What the hell more could I ask for out of life?

Dec 4, 2010
Dec 4, 2010