i'm quitting my job, my trainer is just to demanding.

IN 1998 WHEN MY TRAINER

recruited me from a H/Y/P by catching me in the hidden village, I was excited I was 8 years in my prime, getting more benefits than a GS Banker, I mean fuck; I even had my own G7
life was great I had the world by the BALLS.

Despite almost getting killed by a machoke in pokemon combat I still loved my trainer more than Rutgers kids love getting in Citi. But, look here kids.

You will reach time in your life when all the bitches and badges just are not appealing any more, you will get grair hair, start to lose your pumps and realize you are just being used for the MAN(in this context not Barrack Obama, because he is a good president and I suggest every one vote for him).

You think your valuable to your employer?! Fuck, I got replaced by these three hoes

those things look so nonprestigious they are clearly state school kids from UF.

THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL, POKEMON STREET IS SHRINKING I WOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT STARTING AT A F500 ROTATIONAL PROGRAM. for example just the other day I heard the Gym leader of Virdian City Gym had to shop at KOHLS things are getting so bad out here. He had to trade is Ferrari for a m3. YES IT'S THAT BAAAD

Thanks for your time

 

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