Investment Banking Exists to keep you Poor

If you take the ego out of the equation and assume that the market is a hoax

It will make a lot of sense. The market does not want rich people, especially not new rich people

Most rich people do fuckall. Ie Bill Gates with his blog. And the market is happy when they don't

The biggest threat to the economy would be to have active rich people. There are some who are but most just sit around

Most money isn't in circulation it exist with no purpose.

And investment banking is a vehicle for slavery. Noone cares about $25m potential career earnings. $25m is nothing

I invite you all to start questioning why it's HYSP->Goldman. 

This is artificial.

The economy isn't this 100hr work week swindle.

You can make it if you've came this far. But they don't want you to. All of the active money, which isn't gramps Bill Gates, doesn't want new contenders.

Nothings scares the shit out of the ""investors"" than to have potential Donald Brens.

Be Donald Bren

Beat the system. We're all in this together

 

Being born into money would be nice but we cant all be donald bren

 

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