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"There are two kinds of people who wear sunglasses indoors: Blind people and assholes." -Larry David

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One of the guys in our group lost a bet, so he had to wear a pair of sunglasses indoors for a week. It was total LOLfest. He just lost another bet this morning; he has to walk around the office in a football helmet for the rest of the week.

 
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One of the guys in our group lost a bet, so he had to wear a pair of sunglasses indoors for a week. It was total LOLfest. He just lost another bet this morning; he has to walk around the office in a football helmet for the rest of the week.

Brb losing that bet on purpose and coming into work stoned all week.
 

Unless you're blind, have another eye issue or consider yourself some kind of artist/musician, I'm sorry, I'm afraid its just not.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

I can't believe this is a question. The answer is no when you're at work. The other answer is, if nobody around knows you, who gives a fuck?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

My answer still applies :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

After ordinary people wear sunglasses, their eyes will feel very different to objects in the outside world in peacetime. The following are two aspects: First, the contrast of the eyes is very different. Many people will feel the contrast after wearing sunglasses. When things are not as clear as when they do not wear sunglasses, in order to see more clearly, they naturally look hard at objects, and for a long time, the degree of fatigue of the eyes will increase.

 

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