Is it wrong for a girl to call an escort?

I'm bi and one of my friends showed me pictures of some Mexican woman she spent a night with and paid a pretty penny for. She is a little crazy. Anyway I have been thinking about the escort and I really want her. But then I worry about what will people think lol. Like I call her to come over to my place, what will my neighbors think, and if at a hotel, what will the receptionists think what kind of woman I am lol. So what should I do?

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Mar 14, 2020 - 4:14pm
Noelle90:

I'm bi and one of my friends showed me pictures of some Mexican woman she spent a night with and paid a pretty penny for. She is a little crazy. Anyway I have been thinking about the escort and I really want her. But then I worry about what will people think lol. Like I call her to come over to my place, what will my neighbors think, and if at a hotel, what will the receptionists think what kind of woman I am lol. So what should I do?

You really sound like a dude - lol.

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Mar 14, 2020 - 4:17pm

Why don't you just roll up to your neighborhood bar ...

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Mar 16, 2020 - 9:50am

Assuming she´s switching teams now, logistics are tough for someone not used to it, I guess. Imagine, you have to know a spot where lezzies hang out, you also have to be sure of the quality of said crowd (IB girls are in my experience extremely picky). So if Noelle90 has just decided, on a whim of horniness, maybe, or because she did not get over her ex yet (https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-do-i-get-to-have-a-normal-co…), to switch teams, then she might be unexperienced with the logistics of a lezzie love encounter.
Hooking up really is damn exhausting, I tell´ya.

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  • Associate 1 in IB - Gen
Mar 14, 2020 - 5:35pm

Ok, I'm so confused. Isn't it illegal to hire an escort? You could go to jail and ruin your whole life if she was working with the police...

Don't ruin your life just for one great night.

  • Associate 1 in IB - Gen
Mar 15, 2020 - 3:08pm

Can someone please tell me why someone would risk their career on one night of fun? What if you get a disease or the police is in cahoots with the person?

  • Associate 2 in Consulting
Mar 16, 2020 - 10:04am

probably because i imagine in the US its illegal to hire a prostitute but there arent any laws about paying money to spend time with an escort. what 2 consenting adults then decide to do in their private time is different to just straight up hiring a hooker from the street.
police stings are undercover hookers under the bridge, not a fake ad on a premium site...

Mar 15, 2020 - 12:24pm

If you want to, do it. I'd imagine if she was a good escort she could also try to be discrete.

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Mar 15, 2020 - 12:52pm

Escort: upwards of $1000 for a few hours, if that
Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs 24 Pack: $80 for up to 12 hours of fun

Make the right choice here

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at

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Mar 19, 2020 - 12:04pm

I like your style of thinking. Getti n´Balls ftw!

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Mar 16, 2020 - 10:16am

Why tho? If you´re curious and/or a bit nutty (like OP), it´s a decent point to start exploring, I guess. I only fear that OP will end up sobbing in some poor Ukrainian girl´s lap after the fingers of the escort reminded her too much of her ex-boyfriend. After that, she´ll probably end up blacking out from too much Dom P and wake up in a puddle of her own vomit, tears and self-hatred.

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Mar 19, 2020 - 12:03pm

You too, huh? Ngl, OP really gave us a nice fantasy here, provided she is indeed as attractive as she claims.

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Mar 22, 2020 - 10:15pm

Why are none of you simps answering the fucking question?

Yes OP fucking call her. I'm sure you have the money, who gives a fuck if the neighbors receptionists think anything weird. PS - they won't. Literally they will probably just think that she's your hot mexican friend that you're going to go out to the bars with later in the night. Plus to the people concerned about "undercover cops" yes they are a thing but they're pretty rare and OP's friend already tried the escort, so you know she's legit.

And it's certainly not wrong for a girl to call an escort anymore than it is for a dude to call one. It might be "illegal", but fuck it it's a victimless crime.

  • Associate 1 in IB - Gen
Mar 25, 2020 - 8:34pm

Ok, so on Hinge, I see all of these women say they are charging for the deed and to message them on snapchat. They say no cops and stuff and payment half in advance. I think people will get caught if they message these people, ruining your life. What do you guys think?

  • Associate 1 in IB - Gen
Mar 28, 2020 - 5:17am

No, you'd be surprised how many people like this are on Hinge right now. I'm on the edge of how to repsond to them.

May 23, 2021 - 12:38pm

But why do you think about others opinion? It's only your life and you decide what is better for you. People usually don't even notice some things that are global for us. My best friend also is a bi and she was very disappointed, she always was thinking about society rules. I told her that everyone deserves to be happy and you should live the moment, because nobody knows what will happen tomorrow.For beginning she used London escorts, and you know what? After some experiences she came to me and she thanked me, because it was the best decision in her life - to have her own rules.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
May 24, 2021 - 12:57am

OP, as much as I like the vision of two sexy dykes fucking all day and all night, I gotta say that this might be the dumbest post I've seen in quite a while. First off, it's illegal to pay for sex in this country. Second, you're just going to feel bad about what you've done after it's over, because I doubt you're really going for this shit.

Third, is the toll that this will have on your self-esteem and self-confidence REALLY worth all this?

Of course, this is just my $0.02, and I can already smell the monkey shit brewing. I'm going to end here, but I truly hope you'll make a good decision about this.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
May 24, 2021 - 1:09am

Actually, I take my prior advice back.

In the words of the great Antonio Raimundo Montana, "Put Your Fingers in a Dike, Meng!"

(Different context, obviously.)

May 25, 2021 - 1:29pm

Haha. Just go on tinder and find a girl. Or go on some lesbian dating app. You could also go to a lesbian night club? Do those exist? I mean if you want to be with the Mexican girl then just go to a hotel and be at least 25 miles from where you are but I don't know if that's legal. Or just invite her to your place. Tell your roommate she's just a friend 

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
May 26, 2021 - 6:14pm

Do what you want girl, literally who cares what your neighbours think (although v unlikely they'd notice anyhow). Would recommend you do some research into protection for STDs though (dental dams etc), just in case.

  • Associate 1 in CorpFin
May 26, 2021 - 8:57pm

Do it. High end escorts are a great time. People assume the worst of prostitution in America, which definitely ties back to the Puritan roots of this country but let's not stray too far off that tangent. If you're spending your own money and having a great time who cares, no need to tell anybody. For the people saying it's illegal and think they're gonna be thrown into jail and lives are gonna be ruined, go back to your momma house and finish your milk. Everyday 1000s of escorts do their job and nothing happens. In the wildly improbable event that you get baited, the legal system has better things to put effort in then throw 20 something year old educated kids in jail for misdemeanors.

  • Associate 1 in CorpFin
May 26, 2021 - 9:18pm

Perhaps the bottom segment of prostitution enables human trafficking, which should be persecuted as a stand alone crime. I don't see point in being concerned with sex addiction.

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