Is Newsweek serious with this shit?

http://theweek.com/article/index/218086/newsweeks…

Is Newsweek serious with running THIS picture of Bachmann on their cover? They clearly picked the worst photo perhaps ever taken of the woman and ran it on the cover. She looks like a fucking mental patient in this.

There are so many legitimate reasons to dislike Bachmann as a candidate (I personally despise her and think she's a tard), but this is just ridiculous.

Also, Bachmann is normally kinda hot. Who's with me on that?

 
TheKing:
Weaponized Cum:
What???? You mean magazines sensationalize things in order to sell issues?

Your user name might be the most out-there on the site. Cracked me the fuck up.

^ yeah, funny as hell. I'm still smirking like a fool. Just when you think you've seen it all, you realize YOU AINT SEEN NUTHIN YET!!!
Get busy living
 

If she was 10 years younger I'd do her. Actually I'd prolly do her.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D M:
If she was 10 years younger I'd do her. Actually I'd prolly do her.
Give grandma a kiss hahahaha

Actually, she does look pretty good. She's 56, damn, she looks better than a lot of people at 36.

Get busy living
 

Honesty and integrity in reporting are clearly beyond the grasp of any mainstream magazine, and Newsweek is no exception. If a little kid saw that picture, mental scarring would definitely result.

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In The Flesh:
Honesty and integrity in reporting are clearly beyond the grasp of any mainstream magazine, and Newsweek is no exception. If a little kid saw that picture, mental scarring would definitely result.

Truth.

And ANT, I'd do her, but I have a feeling she'd be a prude in the sack. Nobody likes a prude...

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Oooo I'm intrigued... all the powerful women like to be put in their place, too

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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