Is this Dushi Bro legit?

So Sushi With My Girls (A blog I've come across in the twitterverse that is pretty funny) had a new entryabout some D-Bag Private Equity Guy's Guide to Success. A quick look at this list made me think it was written by someone who spent ten minutes using the search function on WSO to find stereotypes for someone in PE.

Is this guide to success legit? This seems pretty lame. How would LSO respond?

 
International Pymp:
damn, that blog is some funny shit... granted it's also sort of gay... but it's totally hysterical.

the "how sushi are you" thing is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo realistic.

good find. SB +1!

Just read the "how sushi are you" entry as well and have to agree completely. That being said, they should add UCLA to that list of schools as seriously every single non-asian girl I've ever met from UCLA can be described perfectly by that list. (Literally, chicks named Lindsay, Ali, etc.)

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Nouveau Richie:
International Pymp:
damn, that blog is some funny shit... granted it's also sort of gay... but it's totally hysterical.

the "how sushi are you" thing is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo realistic.

good find. SB +1!

Just read the "how sushi are you" entry as well and have to agree completely. That being said, they should add UCLA to that list of schools as seriously every single non-asian girl I've ever met from UCLA can be described perfectly by that list. (Literally, chicks named Lindsay, Ali, etc.)

This blog is basically how to be the most stereotypically annoying JAP in the world. The people described in this blog are absolutely highest on my list of most hated people I've ever met and cannot stand to be around. Reading that list makes me shudder, but also laugh at the same time, so well done. Great find.

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Nouveau Richie:
International Pymp:
damn, that blog is some funny shit... granted it's also sort of gay... but it's totally hysterical.

the "how sushi are you" thing is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo realistic.

good find. SB +1!

Just read the "how sushi are you" entry as well and have to agree completely. That being said, they should add UCLA to that list of schools as seriously every single non-asian girl I've ever met from UCLA can be described perfectly by that list. (Literally, chicks named Lindsay, Ali, etc.)

I can't believe i just read all the way to #65. I challenge any male on WSO to best me

 
7. LA is cool. It definitely has awesome weather and if you fly private to Vegas-which is so much easier (no security checks, etc.) you are literally at the tables in 2 hours, door to door.
WTF does this poser consider "flying private"? 2-seater sessna or world war 2 era crop duster? Any netjets options would get him there in under an hour, door to door.
More is good, all is better
 
Argonaut:
7. LA is cool. It definitely has awesome weather and if you fly private to Vegas-which is so much easier (no security checks, etc.) you are literally at the tables in 2 hours, door to door.
WTF does this poser consider "flying private"? 2-seater sessna or world war 2 era crop duster? Any netjets options would get him there in under an hour, door to door.

Prob mean chartering a private jet?

http://www.onesky.com/

Done that before, with a few people its actually cheaper than if you all booked separately.

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 
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Argonaut:
7. LA is cool. It definitely has awesome weather and if you fly private to Vegas-which is so much easier (no security checks, etc.) you are literally at the tables in 2 hours, door to door.
WTF does this poser consider "flying private"? 2-seater sessna or world war 2 era crop duster? Any netjets options would get him there in under an hour, door to door.

Prob mean chartering a private jet?

http://www.onesky.com/

Done that before, with a few people its actually cheaper than if you all booked separately.

Private jet doesn't take 2 hrs from LA to LV, which is why I'm asking if he considers a sessna to be "flying private"

More is good, all is better
 

That was mildly amusing.. I wanted to shoot this guy and put the world out of its misery for having to deal with another jacknape twatwaffle with more ego than necessary. Oh, he is Dushi bro all right.

As to the rest of the blog, she scares me. The broad that wrote this really scares me, as I know girls that are exactly like that. Be afraid... be very afraid.

 
Frieds:
As to the rest of the blog, she scares me. The broad that wrote this really scares me, as I know girls that are exactly like that. Be afraid... be very afraid.

Am I the only one who wouldn't mess around with a chick like this, no matter how hot she is? Seriously, I infinitely prefer cute (but somewhat plain) girls, who are down to earth, low drama, and so superficial.

 
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Frieds:
As to the rest of the blog, she scares me. The broad that wrote this really scares me, as I know girls that are exactly like that. Be afraid... be very afraid.

Am I the only one who wouldn't mess around with a chick like this, no matter how hot she is? Seriously, I infinitely prefer cute (but somewhat plain) girls, who are down to earth, low drama, and so superficial.

I wouldn't either, putting up with a girl like that and her coterie of japs would be a nightmare.

 

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