Isn't it a bit of an exxageration that IB guys get a lot of p*ssy?

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I've noticed that IB gals don't prefer to date IB guys (superiority complex/feminism maybe) so where do these IB guys get all the p*ssy from that they so proudly flaunt?

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Comments (18)

Nov 26, 2018

A girl can just not want to sleep with someone, it's not big spooky "feminism" it's that IB analysts are gross fratstar children

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Nov 26, 2018

While that's true generally, unfortunately that isn't true for high finance. IB gals have some type of superiority complex.

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Nov 26, 2018

No you're just gross dude

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Nov 26, 2018

Should I do an AMA as an IB analyst dating an IB girl?

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Nov 26, 2018

By all means...

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Nov 26, 2018

To be honest, nobody cares

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Nov 26, 2018

Did @theaccountingmajor make a new account?

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Nov 26, 2018

Trust me, I own up to my shit posts... literally and figuratively, as many of my posts have to do with pooping.

But never mind that. In my honest opinion, the guys who get the most girls are not the investment bankers working 80+ hours a week making $300k/year. In fact, I would argue that they are very unattractive to women. Yeah, money is cool and all, but from a woman's perspective, when you never see your boyfriend because he is always at work, and he is out of shape, has nothing other than finance to talk about, can't take you on dates, and can't live his life, that's probably not the ideal relationship. Think of it this way - you can have the smartest, most attractive guy on the entire planet. If he is sitting in his office or alone in his apartment working, there is a 0% chance of him getting laid. It CANNOT happen. Then take the ugliest dumbass in existence. So long as he is at a bar, and in an atmosphere surrounded by others, there is at least SOME chance (a nonzero probability) of him finding his soul mate. Now, obviously, you need to have some sort of balance - women do not like broke ugly guys. So to be real, the guys who get the most girls (IN MY OPINION) are sociable, decent-looking, moderately-fit guys who have a steady job, make $50-100k/year, and can still hit the bars after work.

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Nov 27, 2018

Bro you need to read the Rational Male. The main driver behind a man's sexual value is his purpose/work.

Nov 27, 2018

LMAO so girls find DCF models sexy?

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Nov 27, 2018

I know they like them more than the comparable or precedent models you've been with.

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Nov 27, 2018

Alright. So your use of the phrase "precedent models" as a combination of precedent transaction financial models, and the models for which I have dated in prior relationships, is brilliant. Well done for that. However, your execution is a bit off. The "precedent models" joke doesn't really make sense here... you're basically saying that "girls like DCF models more than the previous girls I have been with." So although your wordplay is good, it doesn't really fit the scenario. Let me tell you a really valuable quote - "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down." Unless you know for certain that your comeback will absolutely destroy me, don't go opening your mouth. Save it for when the time comes.

All in all, 4/10. Which is better than most.

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Nov 30, 2018

it fits the scenario when you view it as a compliment as opposed to a comeback

but seeing how you're an accounting major, I assume you're too boring to recognize that

Nov 26, 2018

IB guys don't get pussy. They spend all day in the office cucking themselves. Looking at alumni Facebook pages these guys seem to be the most antisocial cucks alive.

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Nov 27, 2018

Yeah, nothing more sexy than a pimple faced skinny-fat cubicle monkey who sits on his ass for 12 hrs a day writing pitchbooks, eating seamless takeout and red bull going on WSO inquiring about "prestige" while making 150k/year taxed at 40%.. Get f***ing real you guys lmao. I don't what's sadder, those guys, or the wannabes that surf this site hoping to be one of them lolol.

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Nov 27, 2018

I didn't even know that this was what people thought. In general, money starts to become a factor to girls when you're 30 or older, not when you're in your early 20s.. unless you're some sort of millionaire rockstar in your 20s, then it's different.

A girl in her 20s will most of the time go for a bum who's good-looking and has a solid social group. He's something interesting and exciting: a musician, surf instructor, "entrepreneur" (read: unemployed).. Once she's nearing her late 20s or early 30s, the finance professional starts to appear a lot more attractive.

Nov 27, 2018

Any decent looking guy with a job in a big city 'can' get a lot of p****y.

NYC is like shooting fish in a barrel. IB is mainly in NYC. So there you have it.

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Nov 30, 2018

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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