ITT: we rate how good looking we think we are

Future banksters,

Everyone always talks about "models & bottles" but lets be serious...you can't get girls if you don't have game and looks.

So lets rate ourselves.

probably give myself a solid 8/10 although my game sometime is lacking

 
Hooked on LEAPS:
People rating themselves on how good looking they are on an anonymous forum? Really?

This.

But fuck it despite how retarded this is, I'll rate myself anyways: 6.8/10. Looks are slightly above average. Game is alright, but I'm inexperienced. Also I'm very inconsistent. I'd say my game is pretty good when I'm tipsy and in the appropriate setting (eg. bar, party) since I'm a lot more social then, but my game usually sucks otherwise (especially when I'm caught off guard) because unfortunately I'm pretty shy/awkward by nature.

 

this is so hard for me to do... sometimes I look like an ugly little fuck, other times I think I look pretty good (I've been told I clean up nicely haha)

If my nose wasn't so above-average and slightly noticeably crooked (lighting needs to be just right... thanks lil bro), I think I'd be better lookin : /

my game lacks also, but I'm not worried about it

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
West Coast rainmaker:
I'm fit, of average height, dress well, and take care of myself...but I am still average, maybe below. Here's hoping average looks + high earning potential win out in the long run. Unfortunately, that combo would seem to attract trophy wives.

Many people I know tell girls that they work in another field (marketing, corporate dev, whatever else) to not attract trophy wives. Keep in mind these guys are hotshot bankers/traders, and got screwed over previously so some food for thought

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10/10, although my mom says I can go up to 11. I have the body of Christian Bale. My cock is 13.5 inches long and 9 inches in girth. Men want to be me, women want to be inside of me.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
heister:
Flake:
women want to be inside of me.

Uh you like to get fucked by a strap on?

What sexy man doesn't? You obviously don't know what perks us hot guys get.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Not too certain. I'm Asian, but have big eyes (pretty much the size of Anne Hathaway's), so even though I'm not of mixed descent, some people think I've got this exotic half-Asian thing going on. Seems to really wow some chicks. I also have high cheekbones, am taller than average and have a very slender build (my waist at its narrowest point measures about 28.5 inches across). All that adds up to a model-esque look that is very hit-or-miss. Some girls are into it and some aren't.

 
design:
Not too certain. I'm Asian, but have big eyes (pretty much the size of Anne Hathaway's), so even though I'm not of mixed descent, some people think I've got this exotic half-Asian thing going on. Seems to really wow some chicks. I also have high cheekbones, am taller than average and have a very slender build (my waist at its narrowest point measures about 28.5 inches across). All that adds up to a model-esque look that is very hit-or-miss. Some girls are into it and some aren't.

So you're Chris Chu? I've seen chicks get weak in knees at the mere mention of that guy.

Don't believe everything you think.
 
joe_monkey:
So you're Chris Chu? I've seen chicks get weak in knees at the mere mention of that guy.
That's actually not a bad comparison. I don't have a moptop, though, and my complexion is darker.
 

Picture Waldo from Family Matters, but with Carl Winslow's weight. Make him 5'4" and white. That's what 3/4 of you look like compared to me. When men look at me, Master P's Ghetto D amplifies from my aura. When women look at me, they hear the Chicago Symphony Orchestra making epic classical covers of their favorite Bieber songs. Time, it just stops.

 

9/10 Ever since I started getting stuck to a chair for some 13-16 hr days I started eating a lot less so got pretty ripped, and I used to be a swimmer so I have a wide back and a thin waist I get a sickpack from drinking a six pack of beer; but I am a very shy/akward individual around girls if I dont have alcohol in me.

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood
 

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"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

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