Jacking off at work
What's the best way to wank a fast one out at work? Is there an indiscreet way of watching porno? I mean i know i should be working most of the time, but sometimes I just can't help it. I can do it in my free time, but I'd rather sleep instead and with all the work im going to have, I'm probably too fat to approach any chicks. Would getting one of these bad boys protect me from my superiors while I watch porno???
Definitely go with the compushade.
Yes, that will help hide the porn. But “going at it” at your desk will still be pretty obvious.
I didn't know you could have -ve banana points
Also, shouldn't your name be SirWankALot?
I guess Patrick doesn't like masturbation. Did you get like -20 bananas for this?
So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
you need to work on your imagination so you can take the porn with you to the stall
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I cannot believe this is seriously a forum topic... I would agree with the above, put some porn on your iPod, sneak into a stall and rub one out.
i can't afford an ipod
Is it just me or are these posts showing up more and more frequently?
And depressing because this one is no joke. Haha. "too fat to approach any chicks"--classic.
i think the ipod video...thats the most efficient way...or rather you can opt for the wide screen iphone display...it'll be like you never left home!
This is hilarious. Now I'm going to walk around the office wondering what my coworkers are really watching on their ipods.
And I think the compushade would ruin your peripheral vision. You won't even see your boss coming until he's right behind you.
Priceless
You should be a trader. The whole multiple monitor thing might be advantageous. You could have a different video on each screen. I have no doubt it's been done before.
Hahahah, didn't even realize...
ahem.
this was a classic
porn on ipod, propped up on the shit paper holder and then blast your load all over the seat covers.... done and done
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