Jacking off at work

What's the best way to wank a fast one out at work? Is there an indiscreet way of watching porno? I mean i know i should be working most of the time, but sometimes I just can't help it. I can do it in my free time, but I'd rather sleep instead and with all the work im going to have, I'm probably too fat to approach any chicks. Would getting one of these bad boys protect me from my superiors while I watch porno???

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I guess Patrick doesn't like masturbation. Did you get like -20 bananas for this?

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

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