Jerk Off between meeting?

So just curious how many times you guys release tension throughout the day since y’all are WFH? Just wanted to get a sense of the average here

 

Im scared I wont be able to adjust back to the office where I cant be in a constant state of jerking off. Anyone have tips?

 

Before covid-WFH my old firm had people who would rub one out in the handicapped washroom a few floors below us on a daily basis while laying down on the pullout station (similar to the Murphy bed type platform that pulls out from the wall & is normally used to change a baby’s diaper)

I thought this was weird af but supposedly it’s normal?

Anyways these same dudes must be jerkin it real often now that they’re at home, wouldn’t put it past them to be doing weird shit while on mute during calls too.

 

During my SA stint I would jack off every other day in the same stall and jizz on the floor/toilet seat. Not cleaning it at all. Had to do whatever it took to assert dominance

 

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