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300+ video lessons across 6 modeling courses taught by elite practitioners at the top investment banks and private equity funds -- Excel Modeling -- Financial Statement Modeling -- M&A Modeling -- LBO Modeling -- DCF and Valuation Modeling -- ALL INCLUDED + 2 Huge Bonuses.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Aug 18, 2020 - 5:53pm

Im scared I wont be able to adjust back to the office where I cant be in a constant state of jerking off. Anyone have tips?

Aug 18, 2020 - 5:58pm

Depends on what hand. When my manager is OOF, I'll throw in a finger to add some excitement.

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Aug 18, 2020 - 8:15pm

SB if you have jacked off in the office. I used to do it all the fucking time last summer. Really hard to concentrate without it

Aug 18, 2020 - 8:15pm

Before covid-WFH my old firm had people who would rub one out in the handicapped washroom a few floors below us on a daily basis while laying down on the pullout station (similar to the Murphy bed type platform that pulls out from the wall & is normally used to change a baby's diaper)

I thought this was weird af but supposedly it's normal?

Anyways these same dudes must be jerkin it real often now that they're at home, wouldn't put it past them to be doing weird shit while on mute during calls too.

  • Analyst 1 in Other
Aug 18, 2020 - 8:15pm

During my SA stint I would jack off every other day in the same stall and jizz on the floor/toilet seat. Not cleaning it at all. Had to do whatever it took to assert dominance

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