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I'm soooo pumped for this season. First episode was slow but laid down some good groundwork.

Thoughts so far on the season.

Snookie actually looks pretty good now that she found the inside of a gym.

Denna is gonna be a shit show this season.

Sammie still sucks

J-Woww looks smoking hot

I used to love the Situation, but he is started to get on my nerves

Pauly D is the man, as always

Vinny is the only one who knows any Italian which should be interesting

This is the 4th season in a row that Ronnie has started off by saying he is going to stay single. Which pretty much garenutees him and Sammie will hook up and he will then blow up in a roid rage.

Sending them to Italy to spread American Exceptionalism was a brilliant choice.

Its Jersday get excited kids.

 

Jwoww got TONS of work done. I would still fuck her. but she needs to quit the work. The only thing that moves when she talks now is the small area right around her mouth and even that doesnt really move..

Sammie is smokin hot but shes annoying as fuck.

Denna still looks like she got hit with a bat.

Snooki is still ugly, though she lost like 30 pounds.

All the guys are annoying. I really dont like any of them anymore. Ronnie is a fucking turd. SItuation is the most enertaining.

See that they are all wearing $300K+ time pieces and $1,000 outfits...I smile because I know in a couple years they will all be back at the trailer park.

 
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^ I seriously doubt that. Situation and Pauly D seem to be raking it in, and have a significant bit of work lined up for sometime.

Could be a Heidi & Spencer situation all over again. Let the spending get out of control and end up back in you're parents basement with your dogs and crystals.

 

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