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Hi everyone, current elite boutique IBD analyst here.

So, I've been working in banking for almost a year but I can't take it anymore and am looking for an out ASAP. I hate the work, the pointless meetings, the b.s modeling, office politics, etc. I'm a very laid back guy and find myself more interested in a career where I can start at the bottom and work my way up by means other than working 100 hours.

However, I hate ambiguous assignments where I'm told to "take a run at it, see what you come up with" and then get asked why I haven't put together a thoughtful analysis on it yet. With that said, I am looking for jobs that are more focused on data analysis, and just mundane tasks. I view a job/career as a means to live, not as my life.

I used to care about buyside ops, now I don't. I'd rather spend 8 to 10 hours/day typing/cutting data than modeling an LBO for a company only to have it ripped apart and told my assumptions are shit/it took too long even though all assumptions are shit and made up.

Basically, I want an easy job where I can work 40 to 70 hours per week with no weekends and can be 100% unplugged when I leave on Friday so I can at least have a life.

Anybody have any suggestions? Is F500 the way to go? Business dev? For reference, I went to a top 20 undergrad and graduated Phi Beta Kappa (top 1% of class). I've just recently realized how pointless corporate america is and how easy it is to be upper middle class so long as you have a decent gig. I don't need $1mm/year, a career max of 250k is more than enough for me.

Also, please don't say stick it out because that is not an option. I would rather quit with nothing lined up than stay here for another month and I don't care AT ALL about waiting around for my bonus even though it will likely be >50k pretax.

Thanks!

 

Transfer to Equity Research or Investor Relations within the same firm or a different firm. Hours are better so you get the lifestyle, pay is also pretty good, and easy to transfer because you have a great educational background and you work at an EB.

"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

You sound like a big BSD Wall Street veteran with decades of experience and now retired and resting in your Greenwich house. I will inbox you for your guidance. Looking forward to the talk

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Haha thanks for one of the most realistic posts of being an IBD analyst. I'd recommend ER - while the work itself still consists a lot of ass-kissing, at the very least you are in control of your own time, rather than by your clients.

 

The problem you're going to have is that $250k jobs outside of banking, consulting and big law are considered pretty high paying jobs and you have to work hard at them. Maybe the ER route would work but if you were to leave finance for a corporate job, you'd work less, get paid less and office politics and bureaucracy can be awful. I see it in portfolio companies: procedures and rules that make no sense, bosses that just blow (at least if you have an asshole MD they're successful and most likely at least intelligent-that is very often not the case in a lot of corporate America, I often see some real dumb dumbs at mid to sr level management) and a generally miserable experience. My father in law worked at a F500 job for something like 25 years, rose to sr management (right outside of the c-suite) and I'm not quite sure how he didn't kill himself.

But you should find something you really want to do and pursue it. Think about your dream job and go for it. You're young and intelligent and can make it happen. Life is a lot better when you're passionate about what you do-if you like classic cars, open up a restoration shop, if you like the restaurant/bar biz get a job managing one with the goal of opening up your own. If you like teaching kids, become a teacher (a friend of mine who is probably te happiest and most content person I know did his IB stint after undergrad and absolutely hated it, after his two years he decided to go back to school to get a teaching degree and loves what he does).

 

^ No comment on being happy as a teacher (cannot ignore the value of the 3 month paid vacations) but setting up a restaurant and actually lasting more than 6 months is ridiculously hard. Everyone just thinks about opening up a sushi shop and just wining and dining with famous clients but in reality profit margins in the food business is razor thin, and is usually what forces the majority of business owners out of business.

 

I think @Ambani @monkeyleverage are underestimating the hours/lifestyle in ER - while usually better than banking, I know people who work/worked in ER who do/did banking-like hours and even at places you don't, hours can be unpredictable and brutal around earnings season.

That being said, ER would be a good "step down" hours/lifestyle-wise.

 
  • ONLY around earnings season, which is very predictable and can be anticipated. Compare that to banking where you end up having to cancel your date for the 4th time because of some potential deal that just popped up on friday night. All my peers in banking say the same thing - it's not really the length of the hours, moreso than the unpredictability of the hours. ER, in contrast, has predictability, which is a HUGE difference.
 
DickFuld:

Sales has better hours. It doesn't matter if it's fixed income derivatives, cash equities, prime brokerage, or private clients sales.....you will have better and more enjoyable hours. However, your liver will pay the price.

You will still have pressure to produce, but it will be different. Not less.

Sales is definitely a no go for me. I am interested in equity research and have always considered it, but I have heard anecdotes from friends who say it super depends on the analyst and you have no idea how bad it will be until youre already there. I have heard from some people who work close to banker hours because their analyst is a rockstar or because they analyst is new and trying to get their name out there.

I also like the idea of corporate development but I don't know what kind of skills I can bring in with only a years worth of IBD experience. I'm not exactly a rockstar associate. I'm your typical miserable 1st year analyst who knows how to format powerpoint, can do some things on excel, and can research.

What about something in real estate? Any type of jobs there? Commercial banking potentially? Idek what they do though...

Or some no name management consulting role where the hours arent as bad?

Like I said, I'm wiling to work upwards of 70 hrs per week but don't have any interest in working every weekend unless it's on my own time and it's because I'm really into the project. 70k would be ideal but obviously I'd be flexible depending on the role.

 

You're the only one that's mentioned it so far, but commercial banking is super chill. I don't work on the CB side, but do a lot of work with them. Hours are super easy (7 or 8 to 5PM, and maybe 3 or 4PM on Friday) and the work isn't terribly stressful. It'll be tough to get the 250k mark and will take a while, but if you move to a lower COL-type location, you can make it feel like your making 250k.

Only thing you need to consider is whether you can actually handle the slow pace of things.

 

Or how about looking at a fund-of-funds? Compensation is pretty good and the job, I believe, is pretty easy. Not sure about the hours, but they should be pretty good, mostly because there is no reason for them not to be. You'll be the guy with the money that everyone wants so you're in control.

Edit: or perhaps look in to real estate, especially the buyside. Real estate is generally much less sophisticated as in most cases the investor is just buying a steady cash flow stream. This, of course, means less grunt work. I can't speak for the US, but I believe the hours should be much better than banking, and there are still tons of money to be made.

 

If you think ER/Credit Research has easy hours, think again. Banking-like during earnings season, still very high unpredictability during off-seasons due to client requests, calls, idea generation, etc.

Sell-side generally does not give you easier hours - look into corp dev if you want the guaranteed 9-5.

From what I've heard, VCs don't guarantee you work/life balance. PE/HF are similar to sell-side, albeit less BS.

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Agree with DickFuld and thebrofessor; everyone thinks buy side is synonymous with HF/PE, when there are a ton of other options that offer decent pay and a way better lifestyle.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for freedom of thought which they seldom use.
 

Never going to make $250k but underwriting (especially residential mortgages) is very cut and dry work. You are almost not allowed to use judgement at all. If the borrower fits the criteria you authorize the loan, otherwise not.

Ratings agency might be similar? I have no experience there. Anything with some kind of legal/government tie-in will be low responsibility because the task will be so highly regulated.

I definitely think you are looking at an F500 job. Almost anything in professional services is going to be big hours and responsibility. Be careful what you wish for though, the type of work you are asking for can be really mind-numbing and frustrating. I find it hard to believe you did so well in school and are really going to be happy doing assembly-line style office work with no critical thinking. Hope you find what you're looking for and don't burn any bridges when you leave your current office. Good luck.

 

Where does this misconception come about ER doing fuck all? If they are at the moment it's because the business is DEAD. You know what that means? They don't fucking hire, they FIRE. They have to keep a bare bone team just to show clients that when they take the client's company public one of the kids in the back can write some meaningless reports about it. You have to travel a lot depending on what type of ER you do, you have to go see clients and spend some evening with them. Road shows etc... You want something easy - quit banking and do something like teaching or accounting.

 
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OP, I can tell you from my experiences that the grass is always greener. Having an easy 9-5 job like you described might sound great from the pov of your banking seat, but it can drive you bananas because of a) boredom and limited personal growth, b) lack of pride in what you do work wise. It is easy to say you want to work so you can have a life, but it is impossible to avoid the fact that what you do for work is a significant part of your life, if only since it occupies a decent chunk of your waking hours and defines you socially. I don't have any specific jobs to suggest necessarily but I will say that your choice of job is not a binary choice but rather a question of where on the broad spectrum of pros and cons you feel most comfortable given the various factors at play and your specific proclivities. Just remember that every job has its problems and the grass is ALWAYS greener.

 

Ok let me tell you something. I have a job in a BB in markets. If i stick there in 5-6y ill be making around 300k$. I have a little bit of stress but very limited, get to do stuff at my pace to a certain extent. Hours are 8h30 to 18h30-19h with occasional extra time when too much work. The mood in the team is excellent, no asshole, no jerk, etc...

Sounds like a dream job ?

Guess what, i absolutely hate it, i am about to quit without having anything lined up. I almost got my "dream position" a few days ago but blew the final round interview so now i am so depressed just to go back to work in this gig.

Reason is : the work is extremely boring, i feel i am wasting my time everyday, i see no personal development, i got tricked into accepting this position by a very convincing manager and now i feel so dumb.

Now i am thinking the same as what you think, but please dont put aside the content of the job and focus on the hours/pay only. It's one of the most depressing feelings ever to feel that your intelligence is insulted.

 

250k/year jobs dont grow on trees...I think OP has a bit of a misconception about how many jobs that pay that much with no stress exist. If you really want no stress you are going to have to take a step down in pay and be a teacher or some other type of civil servant. Any corporate job with that type of pay is going to have politics and will require time commitment beyond 9-5p 5 days a week. It is not easy to be upper middle class in america (or anywhere else) unless you were already born that way or you are willing to work hard.

 

What team were you in OP? A tip a BB friend of mine gave was to search 'exit opps' on LinkedIn to see where your former group analysts/associates went. He did the same thing, found a former analyst at a top F50 company in an interesting role, got a referral and manged to exit after his first year bonus. Both analysts are still there/have been promoted and are happy. So many people leave finance for other (quality) roles - you would be surprised what you can dig up. Often 1 years experience is more than enough for IBD to exit so please do not worry too much.

 

I would definitely advise equity research at a major Asset Management firm. The work life balance is very reasonable. Its a bit more tricky at the beginning of your careers as you are usually expected to do CFA but its much more relaxed after that. Most of the senior analysts at my company ( top 5 asset manager globally) fo something like 10 hour days and no weekends. Its also a pretty intellectually stimulating job, and you usually work individually on your own stuff and then just pitch ideas to the PMs

 

If you live in NYC or LA, you might want to consider the retail/apparel industry in a corp fin or sales planning role. No nights or weekends (except for quarter-end close), and expectations are much lower than in any financial services firm. The major downside is that the average person in this industry is of significantly lower professional caliber than someone you would encounter in Finance, which inhibits learning and motivation. Also, comp is usually quite low starting out (low to mid 50s base) and exit opportunities to other industries are non-existent. Due to the lack of internal competition however, high achievers get promoted quickly and can hit low six figures in about 3-5 years.

 
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I've just recently realized how pointless corporate america is

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....a career where I can start at the bottom and work my way up by means other than working 100 hours.

The way I see it..... if you want to be GREAT at something in life and be "at the top" you're going to need to put in a lot of time doing it if you want to be better than everyone else and rise to the top. You need to be constantly trying to get better and pushing yourself outside your comfort zone when everyone else you compete with doesn't wants to.

I get that you don't like banking, that's fine. I wouldn't either But my point is that rising to the top doesn't come by cruising through life. It doesn't matter if you're an athelete, a painter, a banker, doctor, or a chef. You need to practice you craft or trade more than anyone else who is doing it get to the top and be the best.

If ever you find yourself not wanting to put in the time to be the best, get a new job because you really can't like it that much and it's a waste of your life. Our time here is very limited. Spend it doing what makes you happy.

Maybe that's just me though?

I had a flair for languages. But I soon discovered that what talks best is dollars, dinars, drachmas, rubles, rupees and pounds fucking sterling.
 

I'm an actuary. I work 40-45 hours/week. 7-8 Months of the year I need to study for my actuarial exams which takes an additional 20-30 hours/week. After 4 years of working, I'll be making over 100k/year and working 45-50 hours/week, and I won't be studying for exams outside of work. The work really isn't too hard... but I don't understand any of the business.

 

pwm/pb might be for you. At some point you may be expected to sell, but you may be able to find a shop where they have people solely focusing on investments. This assumes you are interested in the markets since you are considering ER. In the early years you'll mostly just be putting together potential portfolio allocations or reviews of portfolio performance...not super deep analysis.

I second what has been said above, $250k career jobs are rare, especially if you are not interested in selling. Investor relations at AM firms are lower stress and lower pay with potential upside. I interned in IR at a $20billion fund. The people worked 8-430 5 days /wk. Not sure about pay. The team I worked on, all 2 had MBA and the other was working on CFA (none had worked in finance pre MBA). We would listen/read our PM/analyst meetings and write ups about our different funds and positions and then regurgitate the info to clients/investors or our wholesalers.

I know people who are BB FO caliber and took jobs that people on this site would talk shit on, but from what I have seen they excel and get promoted because of their hard work and dedication which stands out from their peers while most likely they would have been middle of the pack in BB FO. Think big fish in small pond vs small fish in big pond. But like others have said, politics can hold people down and the best and brightest don't always get to use their abilities to their potential which is very frustrating.

 

Ever given real estate investment a thought? The larger PE shops would be similar hours to IB and a bit mundane in the beginning (instead of excel you'd just be on argus) but if you find a smaller more entrepreneurial firm but with still some aum you could mix it up task wise and get involved at s higher level more quickly, work less (not 40 hrs/week but not a hundred) and still make good to great money. And in general, especially if you leave NYC, real estate guys tend to be pretty cool and more relaxed.

 

I worked at a few REPE shops and the hours are pretty good. If you are on acquisitions at a MM shop, I think you can get away with like 60 hrs a week. The modeling really isn't that hard and you get a chance to visit a bunch of properties!

Like others have said, Asset Management guys at BB's are total slackers. Avoid the hardcore equities and fixed income guys and you are good. FoF, alternatives, and portfolio solution desks are solid paying jobs with low hours.

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Been skimming many of the posts. Many miss the point: The OP is aiming for a Career Max of 250k at the Peak of the career. This is very achievable for someone with his/her background, especially after having done a stint in IB for a year and being top of class of a good school (meaning that no matter how chill the OP thinks he/she is, he/she is still high achieving person). For illustrative purposes, a 3% raise YoY (in real terms) starting with a 100k salary for 30 years achieves that. That is very manageable outside of the world of high finance.

Hell, forget Equity Research altogether; with the OPs background, you can achieve that goal and more heading and growing a plumbing firm, starting a career from the bottom at Costco or whatever else floats your boat- know plenty of very successful people who have done such a thing.

OP, I felt EXACTLY as you did and took the jump from MBB into a tech job shy of being 1 year into the firm. Not gonna lie, work pretty hard still at the tech firm but the pay is better, the bullshit is nonexistent, my lifestyle is infinitely better and I do not even open my laptops on weekends. PM me if you want to hear more specifics.

 
monkeyoasis:

Been skimming many of the posts. Many miss the point: The OP is aiming for a Career Max of 250k at the Peak of the career. This is very achievable for someone with his/her background, especially after having done a stint in IB for a year and being top of class of a good school (meaning that no matter how chill the OP thinks he/she is, he/she is still high achieving person). For illustrative purposes, a 3% raise YoY (in real terms) starting with a 100k salary for 30 years achieves that. That is very manageable outside of the world of high finance.

Hell, forget Equity Research altogether; with the OPs background, you can achieve that goal and more heading and growing a plumbing firm, starting a career from the bottom at Costco or whatever else floats your boat- know plenty of very successful people who have done such a thing.

OP, I felt EXACTLY as you did and took the jump from MBB into a tech job shy of being 1 year into the firm. Not gonna lie, work pretty hard still at the tech firm but the pay is better, the bullshit is nonexistent, my lifestyle is infinitely better and I do not even open my laptops on weekends. PM me if you want to hear more specifics.

Care to elaborate in this thread?

 

STAY FOR YOUR BONUS....only a month or 2 months more... that 60K pretax is a lot man, especially when you are out of the business. You could sustain yourself on that bonus for 2 YEARS if you're backpack abroad like @"AndyLouis". or take a couple vacations on that, or buy a nice car.

don't make a rash decision. sure get out, but should be a cool and calm move. My vote is for SS ER under an analyst you know won't work you to death. Also buyside long-only. 50 hour weeks Max 60, these are not your HFs.. read blackhats post.

AND when you want to make bank, you can dial up the heat by transferring to a hedge fund down the road. keeps your options open.

Example: Dodge & Cox.. 50 hour weeks, long-only, stimulating work.

 
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STAY FOR YOUR BONUS....only a month or 2 months more... that 60K pretax is a lot man, especially when you are out of the business.

I'm not sure what job you should aim for, but this is very good advice. $60K is a lot of money, and it's better to take it and not need it later in the future than not take it and regret doing so. Shit happens in life, and money has a high probability of solving it.

 

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