Wait...how could he have made the firm a boatload of money when there was no "big short?"

Oh wait...there was a "big short," in fact, that's what he was calling their positions internally...guess he forgot when he testified up front of congress.

Seriously though, this asshole's excuse for perjuring himself is that he "didn't know they had the documents which showed he was lying" when he testified. In other words, he only lied because he thought he wouldn't get caught.

 

Props to him for making the system work for him.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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