just blew up my company

fired all my clients this morning

amicably and shit

handed them off to good hands

where's a haiku bot when you need it

...

now im gonna drink & think

time to stop ignoring the inner voice

he's very upset with me

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May 24, 2021 - 11:57am

Since you're fishing for it... 

Goldie, why did you fire all your clients?

Just had my trade dispute rejected by Schwab for a loss of 35k. This single issue alone should be a gigantic red flag to anyone who trades on their platform.

If they have a system error, and you do not video record your trading (they actually said this), they will not honour their fuck up. Switching everything away from them. Fuck this company.

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May 24, 2021 - 12:41pm

i hope you are okay. seek help if you need it. please don't do anything that could cause you harm. 

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May 24, 2021 - 7:38pm

good luck

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.

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May 25, 2021 - 12:30am

Goldie - we need updates ... you can't just leave us hanging like this ... 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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May 25, 2021 - 4:20am

You know it's bad when he's doing Haikus instead of walls of text. 

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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May 27, 2021 - 2:23pm

Goldie - wall of text update? ✨🥂

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

May 27, 2021 - 3:45pm

I mean, most of my posts are half jokes half serious, but there's truth in what I said. He's acting way weirder than usual. Though I'm confident he'll come back in due time and make another long ass thread.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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May 27, 2021 - 8:57pm

I texted Goldie earlier today - didn't hear back.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Jun 4, 2021 - 8:26pm

Did he ever respond?

No, I haven't heard back from him. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Jun 3, 2021 - 9:22pm

dude......

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Jun 4, 2021 - 5:33am

give him a call?

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Jun 4, 2021 - 9:42pm

He has been struggling with a severe major depressive disorder. We can only hope he is seeking his close friends to get him through whatever is going on in his life.

Jun 11, 2021 - 4:30pm

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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