i have a really dope logitech laser mouse for sale for those of you out there who advocate the use of satan's spreadsheet shitstorm, commonly referred to as excel 2007. i would like to profit from your inability to master shortcuts and judas sheep dedication to this 'ribbon' whatever the fuck it is. the mouse has been gathering dust on my desk for about 3 months, and for the year before that i only used it for internet explorer until my tabbing speed got to 590 tabs/minute, which is just quick enough to browse the most extensive pornographic libraries offered by the internet without losing wood.
PS don't even ask for my macro that counts how many tabs and shift-tabs per minute you can hit because youre not getting it you fucking sheeps
ask is $40 or your best attempt as fucking yourself in the ass. i never understood this OBO shit
thats it. im done
