Let's make a WSO Ponzi!

Let's make a WSO Ponzi to see how it turns out as an experiment.
Rules are simple. Post, then give a silver bannana to everyone who posted before you. You have a finite cost and theoretically an infinite profit. Until the sucker comes, who just wasted a ****load of credits.

But that's the fun part, isn't it?

EDIT: Goddamn, I knew I was going to get monkey pooed! Oh well, I'll take this harrasment in the name of science.

 
euroazn:
This is making me wonder... how the hell did Bernie do it?

Use google, wikipedia, etc. I know you're 17 but damn dude get it together.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
euroazn:
This is making me wonder... how the hell did Bernie do it?

Read Discourses on Livy.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 
euroazn:
I don't mean generically - I mean on a personal level, how was he able to sucker money so easily Please don't be so quick to pull the LOLHIGHSCHOOLKID card.

Dude it might be the most well documented financial scandal ever. There are many many many better resources than asking a vague question on WSO.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

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