These were funny, but I heard something better this morning. Unfortunately, it was on the radio as I drove to work, and I don't remember all the quotes or have anywhere to link to. They played a game one person would read a line, and the other would guess if it was Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi. I maybe could have gotten 50% right, which is to say I couldn't have beaten a coin-flip.

I think this one was on there: "Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

 
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Tar Heel Blue:
These were funny, but I heard something better this morning. Unfortunately, it was on the radio as I drove to work, and I don't remember all the quotes or have anywhere to link to. They played a game one person would read a line, and the other would guess if it was Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi. I maybe could have gotten 50% right, which is to say I couldn't have beaten a coin-flip.

I was actually seriously thinking of doing some kind of "Guess Who" Sheen vs. North Korean Propaganda quotes game on here, but I guess they beat me to it on this line of thinking. Qaddafi makes more sense though, much more eccentric in his public speaking. It's literally a coin flip every time.

 

The funniest thing I've read so far was, when asked about his life in his mansion (w/ his two goddesses..one a model, the other a self-proclaimed porn star, Charlie said...

"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books … We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

Pure awesome, lol. This guy's a winner in my book.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Unreal. It gets better every story I read. I literally just spammed his head for 5 minutes reading the quotes right now.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

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