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Mar 1, 2011

LOL! This guy is getting ridiculous, but you gotta love it...

Mar 1, 2011

Nice find!

Mar 1, 2011

+1 SB
Love this guy

It's what you put into it

Mar 1, 2011

Haha, "I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitchin'".

Mar 1, 2011

haha, "i don't have burnout in my gear box"

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Mar 1, 2011

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a bitchin' rockstar from Mars"

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Mar 1, 2011

I think I'm going to list bi-winning somewhere on my resume....or I may just make that my entire resume.

Mar 1, 2011

These were funny, but I heard something better this morning. Unfortunately, it was on the radio as I drove to work, and I don't remember all the quotes or have anywhere to link to. They played a game one person would read a line, and the other would guess if it was Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi. I maybe could have gotten 50% right, which is to say I couldn't have beaten a coin-flip.

I think this one was on there:
"Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."

Mar 1, 2011
Tar Heel Blue:

These were funny, but I heard something better this morning. Unfortunately, it was on the radio as I drove to work, and I don't remember all the quotes or have anywhere to link to. They played a game one person would read a line, and the other would guess if it was Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi. I maybe could have gotten 50% right, which is to say I couldn't have beaten a coin-flip.

I was actually seriously thinking of doing some kind of "Guess Who" Sheen vs. North Korean Propaganda quotes game on here, but I guess they beat me to it on this line of thinking. Qaddafi makes more sense though, much more eccentric in his public speaking. It's literally a coin flip every time.

Mar 1, 2011

My personal favorite:

"Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." - When describing a drug he is on called "Charlie Sheen."

Mar 1, 2011
Mar 1, 2011

The funniest thing I've read so far was, when asked about his life in his mansion (w/ his two goddesses..one a model, the other a self-proclaimed porn star, Charlie said...

"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books ... We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."

Pure awesome, lol. This guy's a winner in my book.

Regards

Mar 1, 2011

Yeah dude with his win credentials he should be a shoe-in for GS TMT. Anyone here at WSO have the pull to hook this bro up????

Mar 1, 2011

Unreal. It gets better every story I read. I literally just spammed his head for 5 minutes reading the quotes right now.

Mar 1, 2011

I am looking at this site first thing in the morning before going to work from this day onwards till the day I die. Absolutely solid find. +1

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