I got this e-mail from while interning at. It pretty hilarious. The only thing I changed is the kids name at the end. This was an after party for the end of the internship party. Fucking classic:
Subject: Friday 22nd RBS Interns
Hope you had a good night on Friday
This is a message for everyone who went to fabric
Basically, I agreed to put a deposit of PS1000 on my card to reserve the VIP area and to also sort out the extra discounted entry of PS11 each (around PS250 altogether) at the end. I did this because it would have worked out to around PS45 each which everyone agreed was a great deal for a Friday night VIP area in Fabric with drinks and entry (entry usually PS16). I then waited for some friends outside and everyone went down and, without me knowing, started a tab with the bar instead of paying for their own drinks to get up to the PS1000. That was ok but people got drunk and left without paying or payed far too little and i've been left around PS900 down!!
Only PS250 was collected on the night out of the PS1200 for VIP area, drinks and entry.
I accept that people were very drunk and also that, because of the tab, people didn't know how much the drinks actually are on a Friday night in Fabric. The prices are below
Bottles of Champagne - PS70
Bottles of Vodka - PS80 (or PS6 a double)
Pitchers of Cocktail - PS40 (or PS5 a glass)
Bottles of Stella - PS4.50
Cans of red bull - PS3
I didn't order any of the drinks, but from what I saw, there was one bottle of champagne, around 6 bottles of vodka, 5 pitchers of cocktail, 6 cans of red bull, 20 bottles of Stella...and that was what I saw, I wasn't there the whole time.
Fabric are threatening to get the police involved and apparently have contacts in RBS from previous parties so I can't see any way out of this.
Please help me out guys I cant afford PS900 on my own and I think you'll agree that this isn't fair. Try to remember what you drank and please be honest and get in touch with any questions.
Enjoy your last week,
Some poor guy who I sympathize with