I recently saw a topic asking users to share some of their biggest chokes in life , and thought I'd start a similar thread of my own. Any stories? I'll start with mine. It's not work related, but it is relationship related.
When I was about 15, my older sister, who was a college senior, came to one of my games with her smoke show of a friend. Friend (definitely a future cougar), started flirting with me heavily after the game. I was extremely flattered and my hormones were absolutely raging from both the win and the attention, so I reciprocated hard. I'd never messed around with a college girl before so I was super excited. She was one of those hot cheerleaders types that never grew out of high school, and still yearn for their high school glory days.
Messaged her on Facebook afterwards, started texting for about a week, exchanging racy snaps etc... then the following week she came and picked me up from school. We went to her off-campus apartment, started drinking, heavily making out etc..and she started directing her vocal instrument towards my private parts. I, being over the moon and excited, decided the cool and grown up thing to do would be to engage in heavy sex talk.
Unfortunately, instead of the sexy talk I was aiming to spew out, I blurted out: "I know what you're doing is illegal, but don't worry, I won't ever tell."
This completely ruined the mood, she put her clothes back on, drove me home, blocked me on social media, and never replied to my texts ever again.