Marcus Halberstram's trip to Epiphany Trading Fund

Brendan Byrne of Epiphany Trading has offered our very own Marcus Halberstram the opportunity to visit their world renowned trading desk for the day AND has agreed to pay for Marcus' travel expenses. Marcus agreed that he would go if we were able to pony up 5k and that he would document the experience for us.

This could mark the beginning of a new venture..... WSO Trips!

Please use this thread to pledge to the cause and otherwise encourage Marcus.

With that being said im good for $100.

 

One condition: he cant say anything hurtful for one year. I'd do 20.

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Marcus_Halberstram:
westfald:
One condition: he cant say anything hurtful for one year. I'd do 20.

"Cowards die a thousand deaths, but the brave only one," Bill Shakespeare

westfald is actually Lloyd, from Entourage.

Fucking marcus

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To whoever took this off the main page shame on you. This is so much better than Edmundo's daily dose of useless spam.

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Mez:
Marcus...do it for your own ego you cheap bastard. Hes paying for your travel/accomodation expenses BOTH ways.

Brendan, I'll take up the offer and do it instead of Marcus.

Haha, this is getting real interesting now. Whoever goes, needs to video tape it though, that would be key.

 

but is epiphany some kind of hell's gate? and what would marcus be doing there? advertising? "interning"-or-whatnot?

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
dagro:
but is epiphany some kind of hell's gate? and what would marcus be doing there? advertising? "interning"-or-whatnot?

random hackneyed words of wisdom

Read the thread titled "DANGER"

 
dagro:
but is epiphany some kind of hell's gate? and what would marcus be doing there? advertising? "interning"-or-whatnot?

random hackneyed words of wisdom

Haha, I think it would be funny if Marcus showed up and asked for an internship... lmao.

 

If Edmundo joins Marcus for the trip then I would be good for $250.

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"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 
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Ha, wow, Im just now seeing this thread.

The $5K is compensation for having to be in the presence of someone like Brendan and his buddies, and also in order for me to go through the trouble of trekking out to Babylon, it would have to be worth my while. But its mainly compensation for the risk I run of being in the presence of Brendan, the super-nova of underachievement, which may somehow alter my molecular composition, confining me to a life of servitude at a local Denny's for the rest of my life. Unfortunately there are no astrophysicists and geneticists on the forum, but I can affirm that they would agree this is a plausible scenario.

Although, there is a great sushi place out there though.

Im sure you fuckers can open up your change purses and muster up some mroney for the pot. As a gesture of goodwill, I'll agree to do it for $4K if she_monkey lets me put my pinky in her butt.

 

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