Married monkeys of WSO, how do you deal with your wife's farts?
More importantly, how miserable is your life now that you have to sleep next a farting machine?
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You want to talk about farting machines... have two Boston Terriers sleep in your bed...
I feel your pain. My french bulldog is real rough
Wouldn't have it any other way though! ha
Companion isn't attracted to women anymore, especially hot ones. He fucked too many of them between high school and college. He's beginning to explore bestiality. I wish him luck on that quest. It's a journey many of us have taken. Godspeed.
Anyone else here HATES farting during sex? (Originally Posted: 10/02/2011)
It's fucking embarassing!!!
You're doing it wrong.
I find it quite kinky. It can add to the romantic pleasure if done correctly and sparingly.
no it can't.
Example of it being done correctly = Dutch Oven
do you mean you farting or the chic farting?
Just don't have sex
^^^ Problem solved. Case closed.
I would quote Mallrats to describe this, but it would be lost on you guys... Just saying...
queeffing =D
the fact that this thread is sitting on top of the "married monkey with a wandering mind" thread is hilarious
Everybody knows girls don't fart or poop.
Not married but I plan on having a separate bedroom when I am married.
Yea but you'll still be able to hear 'em. Which is disgusting and takes away all the ''magic'' & ''perfect image'' that a girl has (or at least, try to portray).
Poor companion stopped getting attention in the other thread
You breathe them in with fervor. After all hot chicks are just dudes with a little more hormones right
I'm a scat fetishist so farting makes me rock hard and I head right for her poop hole. I banged so many chicks when I was a teenager that sex is more like a chore, so I need some funky ass shit to get down. I'm hoping for some two girls once cup action.
You go for trannies, I go for crap. It's the burden of being such a fucking stud when one is young.
Hey! I remember you! You're the guy who lies to his wife! Man, life must suck at home for you to chill on a college forum at age 40. haha sucka.
it's a two step solution.
Step 1: At lunch, eat a meal that consists of at least one Taco Bell bean burrito, a pack of hard boiled eggs, and fresh garlic cloves(very strong, use water to take the pieces like pills).
Step 2: Wait for work to end.
Step 3: Blast her with farts that are more powerful than you can even imagine.
I'm very disappointed in WSO.
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