MD Hitting On Me At Gym

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  • Intern in PE - Growth
Feb 23, 2021 - 6:43pm

You know what to do, young king - get that bag, by all means necessary. Take photos, of course, as leverage. Godspeed king, and don´t forget to properly lube up.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Feb 23, 2021 - 8:26pm

Follows me around, sizes me up and down, stares at me constantly

Feb 24, 2021 - 5:47pm

Right now that MD is telling his buddies "this kid at the gym keeps giving me weird looks, and I just got a notification that he's been looking me up on LinkedIn also. I think this guy is stalking me."

Feb 24, 2021 - 12:23pm

"compromise" his sexuality- you're not all that straight if you choose to work in an industry that fucks your ass anyways, might as well get a jump on it

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

  • 1
Feb 24, 2021 - 11:28am

Quit being a little prude snobby analyst. Let the guy get some action.

RIP theaccountingmajor
  • 1
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:31pm
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