MI 4 : A Monkey Soiler

WSO,

I am a cinephile. I watch about every movie that comes out. So yesterday after paying $17.00 for my IMAX Mission Impossible 4 ticket I was pretty excited. The trailers were uh...hmmm at best but then the one I was waiting for came on. The Dark Knight rises bitches...

After I had wiped the cum of my face I was ready for MI 4......and........i never came

*SPOILER*

MI 4 starts off explosive, with Cruise kicking ass in some getto Russian prison. Then his old computer hacker brit guy and this 6 rescue him. Fast forward....some guy named cobalt shows up who wants to start world war 3 with nuclear weapons..no intro whatsoever....just some psycho with grand ambitions...then the Kremlin blows up....new guy joins (The Hurt Locker)...Cruise scales Burj-ul Arab (not gonna lie..that was cool) and then *bang bang* hot Russian cutie killed by the 6....they go to India...some bullets fired here , some punches over there and they avert the nuclear Armageddon! who knew!

The movie sucked horse dick. Cant believe i spent $17.00 for this turd. I am thinking of going for the "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" which opens this week. Love Fincher and his movies so hoping it wont be a disappointment:

Are you guys waiting for any movies? I cant wait for "The Dark Knight Rises" the trailer looks pretty damn good.

 

Its not supposed to speak to some greater moral truth or something. Its just 2 hours of watching shit get blown up. Serves its purpose quite well.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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