M&M
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species.
To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
I like to arrange mine by color and count how many of each kind there are. Then I pretend there is a totalitarian regime of the dominant color to wipe out the minorities.
please check your pm blastoise
I actually do this too, usually when I'm stuck in the airport or something though
I will be presenting your results to my evolution professor after my final tomorrow
^the fuck is that shit man...
M&M duels are sooooo old (4-5 years ago). http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADBF_en&q=m%26m+duels&r…
I prefer I'ma chargin Malaysia.
Pretzel M&Ms.
Pretzel M&Ms are amazing. Definitely the best, followed by peanut butter. I must say I think the coconut ones are under-rated and under-appreciated.
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