MonkeyShit Pics and Popularity

OK everyone, let's make Patrick proud and let's all post a pic of something related to MonkeyShit. This is a post in honor of MonkeyShit. I am the Supreme MonkeyShitter and I think 50% of the posts on this site should be monkeyshit, and I hope that everyone can grant me some silver bananas for saying that. And I hope Patrick can hook me up with a million credits so I can clean up the site by shitting on the shitheads.

If you google "monkey shit" you find a ton of great stuff, so each post, let's try to add more monkeyshit pics. Here's mine. Love you Monkey Shit!

 

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