Most absurd rapper quotes
I’ll start:
“Pull up on you, tie your kids up
Pistol whip you while your bitch naked”
- 21 Savage
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"Nah you don't want no drama boy, I'll eat a n***a ass like an Almond Joy" - Quavo on Young N***a.
Sry I'm not a native English speaker but what do those 2 sentences even mean？
"Pull up on you"
To "pull up on someone" is to approach them or to go to their location.
"tie your kids up"
This is literal. He is saying he will drive to your house and tie your kids up with rope.
"Pistol whip you"
This is literal, after he ties your kids up he will beat you with the back of his pistol
"while your bitch naked"
This leads to the illusion that he is sleeping with your wife.
- 21 Savage
wtf
Appreciate the translation tho. The thing confuses me is, I saw a lot of of violent/flexing nonsense in those raps and people actually enjoy listening them.
I came out my mammas pussy, I’m on welfare. 26 years old, still on welfare! But I gotta get paid fully, whether it’s truthfully or untruthfully. - old dirty bastard
Not absurd, but I found it super funny: "Moncler, fur came off a bear"- 21 savage
Got 10 bathrooms can shit all day n*gga - Lil Wayne in "Steady Mobbin "
Hands down one of the funniest rap quotes of all time. As a frequent bowel mover (approx 3x daily), I aspire to have multiple bathrooms in my future home to enjoy my bowel movements all day in a similar manner to Lil Wanye
Puff Daddy - Can’t nobody hold me down
“Young, black, and famous, with money hangin’ out the anus”
“Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.”
– Lil’ Kim, “Queen Bitch”
“Now if I fuck this model, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like an asshole.”
- Kanye, Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1
Damn, never heard this one before
Nice username btw - I’m a big fan of Kodak Black
“Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.”
– Missy Elliot, “Work It”
“This dick ain’t free”
– Kendrick Lamar, “For Free? (Interlude)”
“She said ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her only partly/I only love my bed and my momma I’m sorry.” - Drake
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My Vag, Harvard Law School
Your Vag, Apex Technical
Mickey Avalon the kosher salami
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me, please?
- Eminem
my new bitch yellow she blew that dick like a cello
“Batman, danadunuh.” - Giggs
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Rolls Royce umbrella, I’m hoping it rains
eating asian pussy all i need is sweet and sour sauce - yeezy
“Fucked her so good, she got up and started cooking!!” - Young Dolph (RIP)
"My .44 make sure all y'all kids don't grow" - 2Pac, Hit 'Em Up
"Your crew is featherweight, my gunshots will make you levitate" -Mobb Deep, "Shook Ones"
"Eat her til she cry, call that whine and dine" - Lil Wayne, She Will
Lil wayne is it
The early 90s were a very special time. I can't pick one line out of this beauty:
Gon' do it off the rip, she get wetter when I beg for it
Back shots till she tap out, arch her back and push her head forward
F*cked her till her n*gga got off work, snuck out while he wasn't lookin (sniff sniff)
He like "bae why it smell of budussy?"
Booty, dick and pussy!"
Moneybagg Yo
“B*tch named Crystal, I let her suck my pistol, she open up her mouth and then I blow her brains out” -Weezy, I’m Goin In
"Look what that slick shit bought ya, a first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher" - Biggie, What's Beef
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“I’ma put my thumb in her butt.” - Future, Stick Talk
Thicker than a Snicker
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