Motherf*cking Steak & Pasta

Alright bitches,

I just worked out and I have some fresh whole wheat pasta or some shit. And I have a few cuts of thick ass steak with those little fat lines and shit.

I fucked everything up last time and had to eat eggs.

What recipe do I use?

 

assuming this is not a troll... cook the pasta according to directions on the box. grill the steak. toss the pasta with olive oil and garlic and slice steak on top. also, whole wheat pasta sucks ass, try substituting basmati rice instead.

 

Just fry the steak if you can't figure it out. As for the pasta: snap it in half first. Boil water, then throw the pasta in for about 7 minutes

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rowdykid84:

assuming this is not a troll...

pretty sure this guy is nawt the same as me - aka not a troll

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