mrsdowjones internet troll

Does anyone follow mrsdowjones on instagram? She tried to give me financial advice and was annoyed I didn’t take it...

https://www.linkedin.com/in/haley-sacks-59b64831

As you can see she hasn’t worked a day in finance

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lol...just let the clueless finance meme 'followers' spend their time with her. Her memes are shit but yet some people still follow and like them. smh

"Be persistent and you will get, be consistent and you will keep it, be grateful and you will get more" #phuckQuotes
 

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