My boss stole my car

Hey y'all, so I'm an intern at small developer in the south and my boss wanted to use my car yesterday to pick up his kids (I drive a Ford truck) and he hasn't gotten it back to me. I called him this morning and he said, "Finders keepers. Losers weepers." I didn't know how to respond, he also said if I came to his house he would shoot me and justify it as trespassing. I called the cops and they said they couldn't help me because I "gave him my car" to use. He also fired when he found out about me calling the cops. Do you guys think I can still put the internship on my resume for FT recruiting? How will getting fired look?

 

There's literally no way this is real. But if it is, finders keepers losers weepers dude. Gotta obey the law, sorry.  

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

for sure, either adopt his kids or make his woman yours

 

Why do you assume this is a shit post? I came here to ask if this will affect me in the future when I'm looking for jobs.

 

Your boss didn't steal your car, you gave it to him. Mistake #1.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

haha can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but judging from the MS ratio on this post I'll guess you are.

 

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