My cat

Hates wearing her collar. She's scratched up two so far and finally I got some leather strips, tied her bell (she freaks me out otherwise when I can't hear her walking around at night) and her little name tag to it and then tied that around the neck (with enough space). She's going CRAZY now though. She's a rescue kitty and didn't wear her collar for the first three years of her life. Here in the city though, I'm afraid of her getting out of the apt one day.

Any thoughts on how to handle this? She is FREAKING out pals.

 
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I have a cat too so maybe I can help. She's called Mabeech and she's also an orphan. I found her in a '99 toyota which was so old it must have been abandoned. Somehow she had gotten someone else's tag and collar stuck around her neck which I removed for her.

Man she must have been attached to that abandoned car because I had to beat the living shit out of her and crush her paws/claws to loosen her grip on the carseat. But that wasn't all! When I finally rescued her from the old pos vechile this 9 year-old four-eyed little bitch with pigtails came running over to me crying and waiving her hands. I was holding the cat up and it appeared she was trying to get at my $3,000 IWC watch. Thus, I sucker-punch the little would-be thief in the face. Once she collapsed on the sidewalk, I dragged the good for nothing street urchin over to a dumpster and threw her over.

As it turns out this cat has obedience problems so I have to beat it every couple of hours to knock some sense into the little shit. She has a tendency to cry and whimper after her hourly beatings- dumb shit hasn't yet made a connection between whimpering and additional beatings.

So if your cat is giving you trouble just give me a holler and I can come by your apartment. I'll kick the little piece of crap around for you, but Ill have to charge my usual $3,000/hour fee.

 

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