My friend red.

I had an imaginary friend named Red when I was five. We would play in my room when ever mom and dad would fight..so we played a lot.

My mom would drink a lot, and she didn’t really take care of me or my brother.
my dad tried to take care of us, but he was always gone at work.

One day my mom packer her bag while my dad was at work she started walking to the front door and said to me and my brother, “I am leaving, tell your dad when he gets home”
I knew I couldn’t stop her, but to slow her down I said
“Wait you need to say goodbye to Red first”
She looked up at me like I was a retard and said
“Grow the fuck up!”
And left

That was the last thing my mother ever said to me.
That was the last day I ever saw Red

 

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Well.... This exact story was on another site found with simple google search: http://mephistoe.tumblr.com/ about halfway down the page soooooo either you write for that site or this is total bull

"i had an imaginary friend named red when i was 5. we would play in my room when ever mom and dad would

fight… so we played a lot…

my dad would drink alot, and he didnt really take

care of me or my brother. my mom tried to take care of us, but she was always

gone at work. one day my dad packed his bag while my mom was at

work. he started walking to the front door and said to me

and my brother “i am leaving, tell your mom when she

gets home”

i knew i couldnt stop him, but i tried i said “wait you need to say goodbye to Red first!”

he looked at me like i was a retard and said “Grow the fuck up!” and left

that was the last thing my dad ever said to me that was the last day i ever saw red"

http://mephistoe.tumblr.com/

 

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