National Enquirer Threatens to Post Bezos D!ck Pic!!!

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Bezos has emails, calls them out for extortion on Medium. Breaking and developing, bring the popcorn!

Bloomberg article:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-07...
Bezos' Medium post:
https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr-...
Yes, he's fighting someone who buys ink by the barrel, but not only does he do the same, his website sells both ink and barrels too, some for same day delivery!

Ink:
https://www.amazon.com/Speedball-2-Ounce-India-Sup...
Barrels:
https://www.amazon.com/MGP-Wood-Whole-Wine-Barrel/...
Amazon's worth $800B as of the close. a 5% drop could leave the Enquirer open to a $40B lawsuit.

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Feb 7, 2019

Its funny because the guy is called Mr.Pecker.

"In addition to the "below the belt selfie -- otherwise colloquially known as a 'd*ck pick'"
Selfie is no longer a colloquialism.

Feb 7, 2019

Isn't "Dick pic" the colloquialism?

Feb 7, 2019

Yes, its is. A Dick pic is a picture of a penis.

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Feb 7, 2019

So who else wants to see the junk of the richest man to ever live???

Feb 7, 2019

With that kind of money, you never know if it's his real size or not. Could have had some enlargement surgery.

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Feb 7, 2019

You might be gay if ^^

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Feb 9, 2019

:) me. I look at Brett Favre's dick pic whenever I need a pick-me-up

Fuckin my way thru nyc one chick at a time

Feb 9, 2019
Whatever1984:

Bezos has emails, calls them out for extortion on Medium. Breaking and developing, bring the popcorn!

I think AMI is out of business, it's their Arthur Andersen moment (sh*t, do people here even remember what that was all about?). Too bad they are private :(

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