NEED HELP STAT!!!

Okay guys, here's the deal. I was on the WSO chat and this WSO user who is IN THE INDUSTRY said I was fail. I was like omigosh no way, and started wondering if I will ever get into banking.

I NEED HELP

I have a 3.99 gpa (double major in applied mathematics and finance) from MIT, I'm the President Supreme of the Finance and Investment clubs (we have 200% returns since I took over), and I save babies from neglectful parents in my spare time.

WHAT CAN I DO TO BE I-BANKER?!!? I know the 3.99 is going to hurt my chances, but I don't know how I can change that, should I study more than 67.2359 hours a week? I can try and make my position HIGH President Supreme in both clubs, maybe this will help

any help is stupendous!

 

I even used common medical terminology to show you the extremely tense nature of the situation I'm in right now, and that's what you come up with? I'm never going to have a Big Swinging Dick now :(

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Well, that just adds insult to.... insult.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Yep. Last night was interesting, I don't think this needs to stay up so I may just pull the trigger and delete it haha

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Neque dicta quibusdam facilis ut nulla ut. Asperiores molestias sed id numquam nisi ut saepe autem. In delectus nihil ipsam qui dolorem provident totam.

Dolorem omnis veniam minus voluptatem quas. Iure aut id ipsum possimus.

Numquam itaque est voluptate exercitationem perferendis optio dolore. Saepe et rem non et non sint. Quae atque quas omnis aut non tempora.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee

Career Advancement Opportunities

March 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. (++) 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

March 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

March 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

March 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (86) $261
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (13) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (202) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (144) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
6
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
7
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
8
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
9
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
10
numi's picture
numi
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”