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Go suck dick, $10 a pop, advertise your services on Craiglist.

 

What are you going to do with $100 bucks? How does $100 solve life problems?? I need to know.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

You could play an online poker tournament and make a few grand if you’re lucky.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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Real options:  credit card, payday loans, lines of credit, getting a job, doing gigs / uber, getting a cardboard sign and posting up in high traffic areas, landscaping.  

Risky options: gambling, robbing people / businesses 

Desperate options: hard money

Good luck, your city likely has free food kitchens.  I work at one in my city sometimes and the food we give actually isn't that bad.   

 
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Risky options: gambling, robbing people / businesses 

your city likely has free food kitchens.  I work at one in my city sometimes and the food we give actually isn't that bad.   

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Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

My first rec would be ask friends with a concrete plan on paying them back. Secondly would be getting a line of credit from amex or something if you have good credit. I'm assuming you're in a shitty situation to begin with here so none of these are ideal options. Also if you're in college go get a job at a local restaurant or bar to get some quick income. Hoping you get out of your bind soon. Been there myself.

 

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