Need quick cash

Due to some very unfortunate circumstances, need cash quick. I'm willing to write an essay for $100 (obviously within reason). If needed, I can send samples of my prior work and currently attending an Ivy. Thanks.

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Sep 8, 2021 - 7:29pm

What are you going to do with $100 bucks? How does $100 solve life problems?? I need to know.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 8, 2021 - 7:31pm

You could play an online poker tournament and make a few grand if you're lucky.

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Sep 8, 2021 - 7:51pm

Real options:ย  credit card, payday loans, lines of credit, getting a job, doing gigs / uber, getting a cardboard sign and posting up in high traffic areas, landscaping.ย ย 

Risky options: gambling, robbing people / businessesย 

Desperate options: hard money

Good luck, your city likely has free food kitchens.ย  I work at one in my city sometimes and the food we give actually isn't that bad.ย  ย 

Sep 12, 2021 - 9:09pm

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Risky options: gambling, robbing people / businessesย 

your city likely has free food kitchens.ย  I work at one in my city sometimes and the food we give actually isn't that bad.ย  ย 

> volunteers

> recommends robbing people

pick one

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Sep 8, 2021 - 10:56pm

My first rec would be ask friends with a concrete plan on paying them back. Secondly would be getting a line of credit from amex or something if you have good credit. I'm assuming you're in a shitty situation to begin with here so none of these are ideal options. Also if you're in college go get a job at a local restaurant or bar to get some quick income. Hoping you get out of your bind soon. Been there myself.

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Sep 12, 2021 - 7:22pm

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