Need some quick cash? Going once, going twice….

There’s no question the economy has put a serious dent in everyone’s wallet over the past several months, and at this point the light at the end of the tunnel appears more like a dull glow the size of a pinhole.

So, in times like this creativity is the key. And I’m pretty sure 22 year old Natalie Dylan takes the cake for best way to raise a lot of cash quick. It’s really just a matter of selling the right product.

In her case, she’s put her virginity up for auction. The bidding is currently at $3.7 million, and the irony of the situation is that she is quoted as saying she hopes to use the proceeds “to pay for an advanced degree in family and marriage therapy”.

Dylan reportedly came up with the idea after her sister paid for her college education by prostituting herself. Their parents must be so proud.

 

dude, i've only banged one virgin in my lifetime, and one was certainly enough! $3.7mm? you'd have to pay me that much to do it again. if i was gonna pay four mill for some poon, i'd want a hooker that i could absolutely rail, not some idiot girl with a cherry that hasn't been popped.

 

...damn

i heard its over $5 million right now. i dont care what you say about the girl, but she is savvy. 22 yrs old and she will be a millionaire before any of us 100hr a week, stressing over losing our jobs, cash flow modeling, asset backed securitizing, equity/fixed income trading fools.

one transaction and she's financially straight.

...can't she get arrested for this?


We're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

I mean, in some places with that amount of money you could fill a boat with the hottest TV starlettes to have sex with you.

If this had happened before the credit crunch maybe I could believe it. But now that is so hard to find money...

 

That no man in this world could pull off something like this.

I'm sure some guy on this board has his V-card still and is contemplating this very thing. I dare that person to do it! If the bid gets higher than a quarter, I'd be very impressed!

Haha

 

I think it's for the guys who missed out. I've only slept with one and that was a little while in so before that I had a little bit of a thing about having missed out but then some luck came my way by chance. I agree with the poster above that wouldn't want to repeat it though I can see how there might be some rich 40yr old out there who didn't get that "luck" and for whom it became a big enough thing to throw money on.

 

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