Nerd with no summer internship or connections. How do I get a job?

  • Rising senior at a low ranked school (like below 150 on U.S. news)
  • I'm a nerd and suck at networking/socializing (I have zero friends and couldn't even get a bid to a bottom tier chapter at my school)
  • I have no summer internship or job (applied to 500+ places, 3 interviews for summer job, empty handed)
  • My GPA is above a 3.6

Most kids at my school become loan officers or insurance agents. But those kind of careers aren't good for nerds like me. I tried to apply to investment banking but I'm bad at networking (because I'm a nerd) and don't have good stats. I feel like I'm stuck in a limbo and I don't know what kind of jobs I can get.

 
Best Response

I'm going to try to address this post in several parts.

  1. Looking at the U.S. News College rankings, University of Alabama sits around 150. Nothing against Alabama, but it's not an academically challenging school and the fact that you have a 3.6 at a school lower than this caliber is questionable. Do you have a particularly difficult major (engineering, computer science)?

  2. The fact that you have "zero friends" and didn't get a bid at a bottom tier fraternity says to me that you need to seriously work on your social skills. People have to like you if you want to get into investment banking. This is something that is essential to networking and making great first impressions.

  3. In terms of the internship experience, try to get something in finance (investment banking or related preferred) for part time if you can. Otherwise, you may have to go through some extra school to get into IB at this point (MBA, MSF)

  4. As a side note, it seems that you are just taking whatever job you can get. Are you sure that investment banking is a path that you want to pursue 100%? It's not an industry that you can enter and stay in based on a whim.

"There's always money in the banana stand" - George Bluth Sr.
 

Might need to just shoot for internships out of school or else consider jumping into graduate school right away.

What about other careers? Would you consider being a financial analyst, data analyst, etc.? They make less on average but at least you'll be able to support yourself.

Consider low-level companies, like (I'm making this up) ABC United, and get your foot in the door there. I know it might suck, but we don't all have our **** together when we're 21.

 

You might be surprised how much you change once you enter the real world. Plenty of people who are nerds in college become social and confident outside of it in the "real world". College students value different things than the real world where your "neediness" might actually be respected and thus give you confidence (a positive cycle). In the meantime, I would keep your head up - you have a college degree and can find a job. Start at the best place you can and work your way up.

 

Hit the gym and join a club at your school. This will improve your social/networking skills.

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

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