New "Most Active Monkeys" Block

Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy,
Patrick

 

FINALLY!! I am on the top of a WSO list....I can die happy! Forget actual work, money, all of that...I have arrived.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
WallStreetOasis.com:
congrats happy....good luck staying there...I am sure ANT will be near or at the top soon.

He's already near the top but I'm glad I hold my rightful place.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
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WallStreetOasis.com:
Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy, Patrick

Dude, I'm done spending time and effort writing content for your web site for the benefit of your readers which dont even end up getting get posted or are being filtered through your moderators for whatever reason. I find it highly unlikely that moderators are reviewing every monkey's post on WSO, it doesn't seem very logical given the sheer volume of posts.

I've offered a lot of my time and advice on this forum and the fact that my posts are being filtered is bullshit. So peace out WSO.

I offered whatever benefit I could to the WSO community while I felt it was actually being appreciated.... in the end its the prospective monkeys that lose.

 
Marcus_Halberstram:
WallStreetOasis.com:
Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy, Patrick

Dude, I'm done spending time and effort writing content for your web site for the benefit of your readers which dont even end up getting get posted or are being filtered through your moderators for whatever reason. I find it highly unlikely that moderators are reviewing every monkey's post on WSO, it doesn't seem very logical given the sheer volume of posts.

I've offered a lot of my time and advice on this forum and the fact that my posts are being filtered is bullshit. So peace out WSO.

I offered whatever benefit I could to the WSO community while I felt it was actually being appreciated.... in the end its the prospective monkeys that lose.

I agree with Marcus, and it's pretty damn hypocritical that a website promoting a concept known as "Monkey Sht," will filter anything with a semblance of cursing in it. In fact, I can't even write out the phrase "Monkey Sht" without gettting filtered.

 
Marcus_Halberstram:
WallStreetOasis.com:
Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy, Patrick

Dude, I'm done spending time and effort writing content for your web site for the benefit of your readers which dont even end up getting get posted or are being filtered through your moderators for whatever reason. I find it highly unlikely that moderators are reviewing every monkey's post on WSO, it doesn't seem very logical given the sheer volume of posts.

I've offered a lot of my time and advice on this forum and the fact that my posts are being filtered is bullshit. So peace out WSO.

I offered whatever benefit I could to the WSO community while I felt it was actually being appreciated.... in the end its the prospective monkeys that lose.

Hey Marcus - I dont know why, but your comments seem to get queud in our spam filter more than most. It has actually improved a lot over the past week and is not queuing nearly as many posts (but it's still catching the spam).

I think it might have to do with the quote module causing an issue. So if I were to quote the user "everythingsucks" that tends to trigger the filter. I know it's not perfect and we are working toward a solution -- making it so users over a certain banana count are not subject to any filter.

Just want to let you know that I really do appreciate all of the contributions you have provided WSO and I also wanted to let you know that the comments you have been posting ARE getting approved, just not always in real time (since for some damn reason your stuff seems to trigger spam more frequently than most).

Thanks for your patience. If you are fed up, I can make a note to send you a PM once we get this work-around done so you dont have to deal w it...but again, your stuff isgetting published.

Thanks, Patrick

 
WallStreetOasis.com:
Marcus_Halberstram:
WallStreetOasis.com:
Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy, Patrick

Dude, I'm done spending time and effort writing content for your web site for the benefit of your readers which dont even end up getting get posted or are being filtered through your moderators for whatever reason. I find it highly unlikely that moderators are reviewing every monkey's post on WSO, it doesn't seem very logical given the sheer volume of posts.

I've offered a lot of my time and advice on this forum and the fact that my posts are being filtered is bullshit. So peace out WSO.

I offered whatever benefit I could to the WSO community while I felt it was actually being appreciated.... in the end its the prospective monkeys that lose.

Hey Marcus - I dont know why, but your comments seem to get queud in our spam filter more than most. It has actually improved a lot over the past week and is not queuing nearly as many posts (but it's still catching the spam).

I think it might have to do with the quote module causing an issue. So if I were to quote the user "everythingsucks" that tends to trigger the filter. I know it's not perfect and we are working toward a solution -- making it so users over a certain banana count are not subject to any filter.

Just want to let you know that I really do appreciate all of the contributions you have provided WSO and I also wanted to let you know that the comments you have been posting ARE getting approved, just not always in real time (since for some damn reason your stuff seems to trigger spam more frequently than most).

Thanks for your patience. If you are fed up, I can make a note to send you a PM once we get this work-around done so you dont have to deal w it...but again, your stuff isgetting published.

Thanks, Patrick

LOL why does my name trigger the spam filter??

-MBP
 
Marcus_Halberstram:
WallStreetOasis.com:
Hey guys, just wanted to give you the heads up that there is a new block in the right column that shows who the "Most Active Monkeys" have been in the last 30 days measured by # of Bananas they have collected.

I thought this would be a fun way to see who has been contributing the most lately and is a good way to identify potential new Certified Users. Plus, it gives the new monkeys a ranking to fight over...we now have a block showing Total Bananas (Top WSO Users), Most Active Monkeys (Bananas in Last 30 Days), Silver Banana Leaders and Soiled Monkeys.

Enjoy, Patrick

Dude, I'm done spending time and effort writing content for your web site for the benefit of your readers which dont even end up getting get posted or are being filtered through your moderators for whatever reason. I find it highly unlikely that moderators are reviewing every monkey's post on WSO, it doesn't seem very logical given the sheer volume of posts.

I've offered a lot of my time and advice on this forum and the fact that my posts are being filtered is bullshit. So peace out WSO.

I offered whatever benefit I could to the WSO community while I felt it was actually being appreciated.... in the end its the prospective monkeys that lose.

Well Marcus, I appreciate your contributions. I also appreciated your previous avatar too but the new one is okay too, lol.

For what it's worth, nearly all of my posts are "filtered" too. Probably due to the complex, mind bending concepts I typically opine about. Oh well, live by the sword, die by the sword.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I find it a bit upsetting that I cannot use the name of an integral aspect of this site (monkey sh!t) without needing moderator approval...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

trust me, I have no problem with cursing...it's not as easy as creating a "white list" for users or allowing cursing.

Mollom is a 3rd party system that uses spam notification from around the web. Something happened to the algo in late Dec. that made it overly sensitive...we are trying to work with them because it stops 99.9% of the real spam which is a huge help to us. Anytime we turn it off, the forums and comments get bombarded with crap so it's not an option .

We will get it right, we just need some time...we are trying to make it so a user with a certain # of points (say 20) is not subject to the filter at all, since 99% of the spam comes from new users with no points.

Thanks, Patrick

 

Finally I've been recognized for my unbiased, invaluable contributions!!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
happypantsmcgee:
Poor old happy, marginalized again

Poor ole' sad pants, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I STILL CAN'T MAKE A DAMN LIST ARGH. Oh well, what can ya do? I really like the idea, Patrick!

Marcus, your posts have always been some of the most helpful/informative on this site, it would suck to see you duck out.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Denver Monkeyannabe:
I STILL CAN'T MAKE A DAMN LIST ARGH. Oh well, what can ya do? I really like the idea, Patrick!

Marcus, your posts have always been some of the most helpful/informative on this site, it would suck to see you duck out.

...well you're damn close. agree it would suck to see Marcus leave. Just sent him a PM.

 

Too bad all those guys post SO FREAKING MUCH haha. I'm happy being with 10 of the top users, though.

I sent him a PM as well, it would really suck to see him go, the least I can do is let him know his posts and advice were really appreciated by all of us.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Patrick, you could do the most actively soiled monkeys too.

I might be at the top after mentioning I support the Second Amendment, lol.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I DONT SUPPORT THE SECOND AMMENDMENT!

(You can click the Silver Bananas under my avatar on the right side of this post...)

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Rounding up the right wingers? When are we mobilizing!?!? hahaha, you know my position A

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

I'm going to run around and add one-word comments to a whole bunch of threads. Can't be less than top 10 on every list!!!

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837 bananas in 30 days --- really happypants? It's taken me more than four years to accumulate 3,200+ and I consider myself one of the more active members of this board. Wow.

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CompBanker:
837 bananas in 30 days --- really happypants? It's taken me more than four years to accumulate 3,200+ and I consider myself one of the more active members of this board. Wow.

That's partly my fault. He pays me to give him SBs on all his posts and I need the money for my drug addiction.

Sadly I am nearly out of bananas so I will be forced to kick my habit in the near future. Good news for the rest of you guys though!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

Yea I got a ton of SBs over like a 15 day period. Combine that with the fact that my back is facing the wall at the office and I spend an inordinate amount of time on WSO. It's kind of depressing.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Oh, that's great, I'm not even up there anymore.

I guess that's what I get for sleeping at night.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

AHAHAHAA I'm on the list woot!

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Ben Shalom Bernanke:
I'm gonna have to cut sleep/food/social time to compete with you Happypants.

Bring it bitch...

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Oh boy, I think you just brought out the competitive nature in everyone, Patrick.

I'm gonna prep for WW3 now.

PS- damn word verification :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
Denver Monkeyannabe:
Oh boy, I think you just brought out the competitive nature in everyone, Patrick.

I'm gonna prep for WW3 now.

PS- damn word verification :-p

yeah, this could get interesting.... as for word verification - as soon as we figure out this workaround for mollom you wont have to deal with it anymore. will keep you guys updated.

 

I could throw enough monkey shit at Happypants to send him into the negative territory. That will teach him a lesson!

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We know you're working on it P, keep up the good work!

I need to get some credits, need to stock up for battle :-p

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
WallStreetOasis.com:
welcome back guys....i think we shoudl still catch~ 99% of spam. Any users under 100 bananas will still have to watch their language....

I think you should change it so that anyone under 600 bananas needs to watch their language. lol

-MBP
 
everythingsucks:
WallStreetOasis.com:
welcome back guys....i think we shoudl still catch~ 99% of spam. Any users under 100 bananas will still have to watch their language....

I think you should change it so that anyone under 600 bananas needs to watch their language. lol

Or 3000...see what I did there?

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
ANT:
I think 6,000 is the best. Swearing should be minimalized. It creates a negative vib on the board.

Not so fast big guy, you haven't paid your nanner taxes yet.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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