I plan on renting a model for new year's eve, getting wasted and then wearing her out to til the next day.

Then I plan on plowing my gf the rest of the week to make up for not spending new year's eve with her since I was "working" or so she thinks.

The job has its perks.


We're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

Cornelius, I meet a guy every bit more disgusting than you every morning when I look in the mirror.

I applaud your form.

I left work at 11 a few nights ago, banged an asian escort, and woke my girlfriend up when I got home for some non-escort ass so I could feel good about myself before I went to sleep.

We are the last of a dying breed.

 

Buenos Aires... the U.S. is beat and doesnt know how to party all night long. Flight is $$$$$ but cheap as hell once you get there.

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I'll be at a friends appartment with a couple of guys from high school and college. Catching up, drinking, trading stories and make new plans to see each other more often the next year (never happens. haha.) We'll probably end up being around 30-40 guys and girls celebrating the new year. Much better than standing outside, in a crowd, freezing at Times Square.

Cheers guys. Hope you all are slaying dragons ( Ugly women that are a 2 @ 10pm, but a 10 @ 2am) and vow never to drink again.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 
Brady4MVP:
I might stay home if I can't find a decent party to go to. I hate the notion of spending money to go an overly crowded bar.

Brady I know you can afford to fly to NYC and hang out with Short..he is throwing a party

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

Working remotely again most likely. It feels great to take a week off from work but still work the majority of the day, everyday during that time (including until 1:30am on Christmas).

Next "vacation" I'm going to Greenland (there's no bb service there right?)

/bitter Grandpa

 
Brady4MVP:
Just got back from the party. What a colossal disappointment.

God damm, I can't wait for b-school.

Playboy parties suck man, the only good ones at at the mansion. Promoters just pay for the playboy name.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I always use the December holidays as my big annual travel. This year I went clubbing in Latin America for New Years Eve. Was a ton of fun, though they don't celebrate the whole "midnight" thing quite like the USA does.

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