Newbie's JPMorgan IB Analyst SA resume - all comments appreciated!

Dear monkeys,

I am new to this forum and investment banking as well. This resume is intended for JP Morgan IB SA analyst position, as well as other BBs as well: http://www.razume.com/documents/18569

All help appreciated ~ sincerely!

Sincerely,
new monkey

 

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HarvardOrBust:
Thought your venture was pretty interesting. Although, your content really needs a lot of work. Maybe consider outsourcing...

HorBust, can you elaborate a bit on how the content needs a lot of works? Thanks!

 

Guys, appreciate all comments. Sorry for the typo. The liberal arts is really not bullshit - I come from a country where there is no liberal arts and I do what I claim to.

 

Why do you have 1 present thing on the top and two others on the bottom? playing mix and match?

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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