No matter how bad your day is...it ain't this bad

We have all had days that made us question the decision to come out of the uterus but nothing that you've experienced at work, school, home etc. comes close to this..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/…

Probably shouldn't read this at work...

Note: Not that the dude didn't deserve something but no one deserves this

 

Wow. That sucks. Your right though, he deserved something pretty bad...but a butter knife, shit!

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CompBanker:
Wow, it takes balls to do that.

Nicely put. Also for everyone who watched Patrick's interiew on the entrepreneur website- imagine if this forum topic had been brought up. Lol

 

he's 57, what does he need his balls for? I think the author of the article just confused her definitions. Castrato is not the same as a eunuch. The cradle robber is probably feeling lucky he didn't get the shit beaten out of him, because at 57 dealing with a lacerated liver or bruised kidneys is a lot worse than living without testicles.

More is good, all is better
 

My day is a lot worse. I didn't sleep for 35 hours and just told my math prof that L-p spaces are "Lagrange" spaces.. ....

This asshole pretended to be surprised and said: oh, I didn't know that. That is fantastic. XD

"Make 'Nanas, not war! "
 

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