No Nut November: Who's doing it?

I beat my meat three times a day but im gunna try out no nut November. drop your no nut November updates in the thread

P.S. I'm counting today as October 32nd cuz I fucked up this morning but I'm starting tomorrow for sure.

 

Sounds like that's getting engaged to the wrong girl bro...

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

This thread is an atrocity. Coming from the guy who wrote a diatribe on this 5 years ago. I think I've overstayed my welcome on this site.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Rookies. Doesn't matter what damn month it is, you pump it up

 

Day 4: Getting kind of easier. I’m trying to replace all the times I spank my monkey with something productive like reading the news or watching YouTube or something. It’s still very difficult to resist and I see models like Julia rose or Cindy Kimberly on Instagram.

 

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