No Stanky = No Goldman?

So I put “competitive hip-hop dancing” under the interests section of my resume. During my interview at GS, the MD asked me to demonstrate the Stanky Legg AND to teach him how to dougie. Ok, well, maybe I fudged my interest section a little, and, well, maybe I couldn’t exactly keep it stanky or teach him how to dougie. So it got pretty awkward even though I nailed the technical questions.

At this point, what can I do? Should I email GS a video of me doing the stanky legg (I found a youtube tutorial and practiced it)? And/or should I show up at the company, bust open his office door and just start teaching him how to dougie?

 

Hey, do whatever you have to do.

"The right to have children should be a marketable commodity, bought and traded by individuals but absolutely limited by the state."—Kenneth Boulding
 

I have "competitive hip hop dancing" as well, but nobody ever asked me to dance.

I'm guessing probably b/c they're afraid of "sexual harassment" charges......

I don't accept sacrifices and I don't make them. ... If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there better be no trade at all. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
 
Awon Eleyi Awon Eleyi Won Bad Gan:
If you did this, you would have got the job offer on the spot (watch from 1:25 - 1:55)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/t6RE6EXQDVo

this was already posted in this same thread haha.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
<span class=keyword_link><a href=//www.wallstreetoasis.com/finance-dictionary/what-is-london-interbank-offer-rate-libor>LIBOR</a></span>:
Maybe you should just learn to move it like bernie

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TRBLmogRL4c

Or you could just take a shit ton of meth and you would move it like bernie.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Why would you put competitive hip hop dancing under interests if it is not something you are interested in? Sorry, but that just makes it seem like you are trying to mock African American culture - i.e. makes you seem like the kind of liability who cannot maintain politically correct views or at least keep his mouth shut about his non-politically correct views.

More is good, all is better
 

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