Now it’s time to give your female monkey some dating advice as well. Reality does kill

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First, wallstreetoasis has been my all time favorite for quite a while, I especially enjoy reading the thoughtful dating tips you guys offered to your fellow frustrated male moneys. I rarely saw ladies seeking such advice here, but I don't mind to be the outlier. (a typical me)
The reason why I seek advice from you guys, mostly because I feel I can relate to you so much after reading all the posts here, so to speak, all comes down to the mentality: the strong drive for money, status, success, hot chicks, hot cars, etc. I feel home here. However, in reality, I've never met a handful of guys who possess such mentality.
Sorry, have to pause a little here before I continue. If you like to hear my story, I would totally open up next.

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Jul 18, 2012

Lol every guy possesses those traits. Most people are just too scared of being judged to be blatant about it.

Jul 18, 2012
kidflash:

Lol every guy possesses those traits. Most people are just too scared of being judged to be blatant about it.

Basically this. I don't need a Ferarri and five models, just a decent income and a shot at a good relationship. But seriously, the first time I heard a guy in the bar quip "fuck you, pay me" I really wanted to know what he did. This is one of the few industries where the INTENTION of coming here is to learn how to make money without dressing it up in some bullshit 'holier than thou' act. It's no way to live long term, but it's a good thing to go through.

Share your story dude, just do it. Everyone else here does.

Jul 18, 2012

ok but before you totally open up to us, we REALLY need to see some pics. PM the pics if you wish to keep them in the private away from the perverts here.

Jul 18, 2012

^i lol'ed. but seriously... go on

GBS

Jul 18, 2012

Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.

Jul 18, 2012

Yeah without pics I don't see this going anywhere. I have all of those traits and depending on pics, may take you for a nice sea food dinner.

Jul 18, 2012

Great troll effort

Jul 18, 2012
Tommy Too-toned:

Great troll effort

I deserve a serious apology from this Tommy guy. Don't get in if you doubt my sincerity.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 27, 2012

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Jul 18, 2012

Pics will be on if enough people want to look.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012

Fire away. I'll get you my stats while we're all waiting

-6 "4
-220
-all-american lacrosse player
-hairless butt (waxed)
-ability to get dark in the summer

Jul 18, 2012

This is the kind of post that gets people stabbed in some highrise apt building... just sayin'

Jul 18, 2012
George87:

This is the kind of post that gets people stabbed in some highrise apt building... just sayin'

I agree. Let's make sure it happens so we can all discuss the aftermath.

Jul 18, 2012

A little preview: the leading male in my story apparently don't possess too much of the traits the above monkeys have, which is where the tragedy starts.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012

^are you refering to the waxed ass?

GBS

Jul 18, 2012
GoldmanBallSachs:

^are you refering to the waxed ass?

Thanks man. I'm in a quiet library and literally laughed out loud like a jackass. Not being sarcastic at all, that was awesome.

OP, tell the f'ing story.

Jul 18, 2012

First, a little about myself. Hard to make a brief introduction cause I like to talk about me.
Yeah, in terms of personality type, I'm your manly hardcore chick who breathes ambition every single moment. Guess I just cannot stand the feeling of not staying on the top, no matter whatever the stratifications is. I feel myself was born to compete. Luckily, I managed to become the kind of woman I want to be (I have an ideal image in my mind). I would say, I've been pretty much happy with almost every trait of mine, of course including the look department.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012
Di Du Da Mi :

First, a little about myself. Hard to make a brief introduction cause I like to talk about me.
Yeah, in terms of personality type, I'm your manly hardcore chick who breathes ambition every single moment. Guess I just cannot stand the feeling of not staying on the top, no matter whatever the stratifications is. I feel myself was born to compete. Luckily, I managed to become the kind of woman I want to be (I have an ideal image in my mind). I would say, I've been pretty much happy with almost every trait of mine, of course including the look department.

WE GET IT. YOU'RE INTO ROUGH SEX AND BDSM.

blah.

Jul 18, 2012
ibangedmybosseswifeandalligotwasthislousytshirt:
Di Du Da Mi :

First, a little about myself. Hard to make a brief introduction cause I like to talk about me.
Yeah, in terms of personality type, I'm your manly hardcore chick who breathes ambition every single moment. Guess I just cannot stand the feeling of not staying on the top, no matter whatever the stratifications is. I feel myself was born to compete. Luckily, I managed to become the kind of woman I want to be (I have an ideal image in my mind). I would say, I've been pretty much happy with almost every trait of mine, of course including the look department.

WE GET IT. YOU'RE INTO ROUGH SEX AND BDSM.

there are other types of sex???

Jul 18, 2012

This is hilarious is a completely absurd way.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

Jul 18, 2012

I'd bring the pop corn, but I am on a diet.
dammit

Jul 18, 2012

glad to see some of my favorite IDs on the site started showing up, making me wanna give a good show...

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012

So when it comes to the dating world, you know, no doubt, I'm a big time go-getter. I like to go after guys. Maybe I was simply born this way, the hunting trait in my blood. I enjoy so much of making the move, taking the lead. But remember, I don't go after any guy. 99% guys NO, just like the plenty ones who are after me, would usually get dinged automatically by making the first move. At the same time, I would easily get disappointed by the quality of those chasers as well. Note: the best usually don't come to you.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012
Di Du Da Mi :

I like to go after guys

Freudian slip?

Jul 18, 2012
Di Du Da Mi :

Note: the best usually don't come to you.

You're right, I'm in no rush.

Jul 18, 2012
Di Du Da Mi :

Note: the best usually don't come to you.

Did you mean the best don't come on you? You come on them? Lol

Jul 18, 2012

I'm thinking to load a pic. No pic, no truth, right? But, what can I get out of this, seriously? I need some incentive or reward.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 18, 2012

This might be the most entertaining thread since whatever swagon was last in.

Jul 27, 2012
Di Du Da Mi :

I'm thinking to load a pic. No pic, no truth, right? But, what can I get out of this, seriously? I need some incentive or reward.

For starters, you could disprove that you are a) a 5'5" chinese kid at UC Berkeley or b) a fat lesbo with a mad case of beef curtains.

Jul 18, 2012

The answer to your question(s) is simple. Just network bro (gal). it'll solve everything. Try some cold calling, make some contacts and solve your problems. There's your advice.

Jul 18, 2012

OK, let's get it moving.
Now, I'm gonna define what is "the best" to me: 1. Nothing to do with "opposites attract", being a manly chick, I want my man manlier than I am, in short, an ALPHA, Type A. this could be proved by leadership abilities which I value the most (myself have been striving to be the leader of any fk group I'm in all my life, could not help it) 2. A STUD (used to be a must when I was a diehard member of "The Looks Club" at an earlier age, but not necessarily now after I found out myself developing a crave for Lloyd Blankfein type sometimes) 3. Being very social. I like the man to be a social butterfly type, it has negative connotation, I know, but it is a huge plus to me when I see the sophistication and smoothness he demonstrates like he is a natural.
To be continued, next time I'll cut to the core: the leading male of the story. end for today,night, monkeys.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 19, 2012

Phew.

Btw, you don't look very Asian. If I had to guess, I'd say the person in your avatar is Eastern European.

Jul 20, 2012

I usually introduce myself by whipping out my dong. What better way to assert my alpha male persona?

Competition is a sin.

-John D. Rockefeller

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Aug 2, 2012
Hooked on LEAPS:

I usually introduce myself by whipping out my dong. What better way to assert my alpha male persona?

This made me lol. SB for that

Jul 20, 2012

tmd op. some chinese guy is trolling the fuck out of this thread. you see this shit on chinese forums all the time

Jul 20, 2012

carry on...

Jul 20, 2012
txjustin:

carry on...

Yes, I will. Give me a little time to take care of my other threads. Multitasking is not easy.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

Jul 27, 2012

OP: PSY would be perfect for you.
You don't even need to understand what he is saying.
http://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0

Jul 27, 2012

This is ridiculous; I cant believe I made it to the end of that.

"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin

Jul 27, 2012

OP you need to f out of here. I don't care if you're better looking than the best looking girl I've ever seen, you have too many demands. I don't want a manly, hands on girl who is more intensive about life than I am.

You don't get to ride in the Evo.

Jul 28, 2012

Pics, or u a troll.

Jul 28, 2012

How the hell will pics prove anything? This is the internet, remember?

Pretends to ask for advice then reels in users with a piecemeal description of "her"self. Well played OP.

Aug 1, 2012
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Aug 2, 2012
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"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin

Aug 2, 2012