shorttheworld:
what about wednesday, too early in ewek im thinking maybe? or no? early enough to be pre-halloween

Yeah maybe do it on a day that's still close to Halloween but the people who already made plans can show up?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Flake... if by "your answer", you mean you will be That Guy and order yourself a Bear Fight and do anything you can to get shitty, blackout puke your brains out drunk, then yes... we know how this is going to turn out.

 
Frieds:
Flake... if by "your answer", you mean you will be That Guy and order yourself a Bear Fight and do anything you can to get shitty, blackout puke your brains out drunk, then yes... we know how this is going to turn out.

Only if you're there.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Flake, I'm retired from that shit. After watching you go down for the count, I realized it was about time, as I'm getting too old for that shit. So, I walk away with the belt and am on top. It's the only way to retire.

Short, if it's for Wednesday, I'll stop by for a drink or two and stay for an hour tops! None of this insanity ridden shit show from last time (assuming they even let us back in).

 
Frieds:
Flake, I'm retired from that shit. After watching you go down for the count, I realized it was about time, as I'm getting too old for that shit. So, I walk away with the belt and am on top. It's the only way to retire.

Short, if it's for Wednesday, I'll stop by for a drink or two and stay for an hour tops! None of this insanity ridden shit show from last time (assuming they even let us back in).

i think u always say ur just gonna be there for one drink lol

 

How many resumes should I bring?

jk. in for bear fights.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

This seems to be turning into a pretty regular thing, good work short!

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

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