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Is it just me or does the real estate industry like to stretch the definitions of various labels more than other industries? It gets so bad that I feel like it's gotten to the point where people are straight-up lying. - "we have a fund" = lie - "shovel-ready" = lie - "I'm an investment banker" = lie - "off-market opportunity" = lie

Do people do this in other industries like healthcare or technology?

 
prospie:
Is it just me or does the real estate industry like to stretch the definitions of various labels more than other industries? It gets so bad that I feel like it's gotten to the point where people are straight-up lying. - "we have a fund" = lie - "shovel-ready" = lie - "I'm an investment banker" = lie - "off-market opportunity" = lie

Do people do this in other industries like healthcare or technology?

It's probably much worse in other industries. Hard to say something is "shovel ready" when you can go to the site and see that there is still an existing building on site or something. Contrast that to a tech startup - who the hell knows whether their pitch is honest or accurate.

 

True. In much of the Bay Area echo chamber, the name of the game is create a minimum viable product, sell your “unicorn” before anyone wonders if there are paying users (how déclassé), leverage that acquisition into the next venture…

“Doesn't really mean shit plebby boi. LMK when you're pulling thiccboi cheques.“ — @m_1
 
futureREmogul:
I have seen so many different meanings of "off market properties". I have seen the traditional buying a property with no broker, and I have also seen a property listed but says "off market".

Whats your take?

When I have an off-market property, it means it is not currently listed on a multiple listing service and the owner has provided me their target sales price, terms, and fee structure.
 

I'm a broker. Occasionally a seller says they don't want to pay your fee. Haven't seen that personally in years.

You've asked a lot here. But propose the following to the seller. If you get them their net price of say $25mil, who cares if you add on an additional 2% covering both sides of the deal. A fee of .75% per side with a max of 1.5% per side is common on deals this size.

 

75-100bps bps in a primary market. I've seen 2% for an $11 mil off market deal. Give them almost nothing and send them a confi for an "off market deal". They should be salivating. Get the confi signed and get the deal done by servicing to your best abilities. Stay in front of everything and add value to the process (DD war room collection etc). Nothing more you can do, make sure they know this is for their eyes only.

 

Yeah usually a lack of one-or-more-of: an exclusive/listing agreement, full blown OM (sometimes an abridged version is created), and of course no widely distributed email blasts/notifications.

In my mind a 'true' off market deal is when a broker calls you up and says "hey, there's this dude in his 80's and he'd probably consider selling since he doesn't want to deal with ownership responsibilities anymore, but there's no guarantee. If he does sell to you, though, pay me a x% fee for making the introduction since I told you about it, even though I will do literally nothing to facilitate the transaction other than email you/call you about what price to offer."

"Who am I? I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
 

MonkeyWrench perhaps a naive question, but why wouldn’t the broker keep that info in his back pocket, maintain relationships, wait until one side is ready to take meaningful action, and officially represent one of the sides? Or convince one side to aggressively take action, but either way represent one of the sides.

Edit: added last sentence

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I mean each case is obviously different, but usually what happens is it's a 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' arrangement. What I mean by that is that, as an acquisitions guy, I have to know what property/opportunity we are talking about before I can even think about writing an LOI. Once the property address is given out, it's pretty easy to track down ownership info if you REALLY wanted to, and the broker knows this. What the broker has though, is asymmetric info ("I know something no-one else knows"). If you want to be in the broker's good graces going forward and in the mix on future deals/info, you don't want to burn the bridge and go behind the guy's back and do a direct deal. Typically, the implied agreement is that if you write an offer, the broker's fee is included formally in the LOI to seller (meaning that you as the buyer will take care of it on top of whatever the purchase price is for the property). So as a seller, if you accept a $40 M offer, the $40 M is net to you less any attorney/closing fees, etc.

"Who am I? I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
 

I would describe it as a broker's pocket listing that isn't publicly listed on the MLS, Loopnet, or the respective broker's website...or a deal in which you are able to find a potential seller without using the services of a broker. In one form or another...it's an exclusive listing that isn't publicly known by the masses...it requires a special relationship of some kind in order to have knowledge of the opportunity. That's at least my definition.

 
larrison34:
I would describe it as a broker's pocket listing that isn't publicly listed on the MLS, Loopnet, or the respective broker's website...or a deal in which you are able to find a potential seller without using the services of a broker. In one form or another...it's an exclusive listing that isn't publicly known by the masses...it requires a special relationship of some kind in order to have knowledge of the opportunity. That's at least my definition.

I mean, "isn't publicly known" is a huge gray area. Most "off market" deals are still blasted out to dozens of buyers or developers, maybe not on an email chain blast, but still in enough numbers that you'll start a bidding war (which, after all, is the point).

Brokers seem to think "off market" means "I have an exclusive". Most acquisitions folks, and developers, that I know prefer to think of "off market" as "this is a deal only I (or a very small number of folks) are privy to".

 

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